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By Sybil90 - 11/11/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML
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Same thing different taste

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DoomJeff91 2

Oh, here's the mail it never fails. It makes me wanna wag my tail. When it comes I wanna wail... JAIL!!!

your father's a dumbass for giving advice like that. and you're a dumbass for taking it.

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Once a bee flew in my car. Irritating, it was. When I came to a Stop sign that wasn't busy, I shooed it out. OH IT WAS SO DIFFICULT TO AVOID COMPLETELY SHITFITTING AND-- oh wait no it wasn't. Also, fleeing? Are you serious? Cars have a number of identifying bits on it, not to mention your stuff's in there. OP, you are one dumb ass broad. Also your father is also ******* retarded.

This is why stupid people shouldn't breed.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

um... get your tubes tied, you stupid ****. you definitely shouldn't propagate your bloodline. also, tell your dad to get a vasectomy. also, this is another example of making yourself a stereotype. y'know, cause you're a terrible driver and are also a woman. you disgrace all women and further that stereotype. luckily, I am a man, so my extra appendage gives me an uncanny ability to have some common sense and, oh, i don't know, slow the car down, put it in park, roll down all the windows, open the sunroof(if i have one) and let the bee fly out. then, go about my merry way, without crashing into a mailbox and fleeing the scene leaving a piece of my bumper behind. your dad is a complete retard, and so are you, and you both need to go die in a fire.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

on a completely related note, I hope you get swine flu.

Guitarist45 0
UsernameHere_ 0

That's because you'd bone ANYTHING with a ****** that would let you. And probably a few things without vaginas too, IF they'd let you. Unfortunately for you, they never will :(

If you thought it was bad before, wait until see how much "better" it is now that you face hit-and-run charges as well. BTW, your father is a moron, and you're a fool for listening to him.

She didn't TRY to crash. If this is even real, she probably freaked out and wasn't thinking rationally.

Once again, a woman driver causes a traffic crash because of a tiny insect. Congratulations on re-enforcing a stereotype.

"Taking my fathers advice i fled the scene!" Wtf type of advice is that...??

you are either a liar, a gigantic pussy, or the biggest coward ever.