You forgot this
By Sybil90 - 11/11/2009 13:03 - United States
By Sybil90 - 11/11/2009 13:03 - United States
By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 16:52 - United States
By Animeislyfe - 25/08/2015 02:56 - United States - Stockbridge
By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States
By rainey - 03/02/2010 06:27 - United States
By cheddar - 20/07/2011 22:17 - United States
By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 00:01 - Puerto Rico - Aguas Buenas
By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada
By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States
By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States
By questionmark707 - 12/04/2012 23:53 - United States - Fullerton
Once a bee flew in my car. Irritating, it was. When I came to a Stop sign that wasn't busy, I shooed it out. OH IT WAS SO DIFFICULT TO AVOID COMPLETELY SHITFITTING AND-- oh wait no it wasn't. Also, fleeing? Are you serious? Cars have a number of identifying bits on it, not to mention your stuff's in there. OP, you are one dumb ass broad. Also your father is also ******* retarded.
This is why stupid people shouldn't breed.
um... get your tubes tied, you stupid ****. you definitely shouldn't propagate your bloodline. also, tell your dad to get a vasectomy. also, this is another example of making yourself a stereotype. y'know, cause you're a terrible driver and are also a woman. you disgrace all women and further that stereotype. luckily, I am a man, so my extra appendage gives me an uncanny ability to have some common sense and, oh, i don't know, slow the car down, put it in park, roll down all the windows, open the sunroof(if i have one) and let the bee fly out. then, go about my merry way, without crashing into a mailbox and fleeing the scene leaving a piece of my bumper behind. your dad is a complete retard, and so are you, and you both need to go die in a fire.
I'd bone the chick in this FML.
If you thought it was bad before, wait until see how much "better" it is now that you face hit-and-run charges as well. BTW, your father is a moron, and you're a fool for listening to him.
She didn't TRY to crash. If this is even real, she probably freaked out and wasn't thinking rationally.
Once again, a woman driver causes a traffic crash because of a tiny insect. Congratulations on re-enforcing a stereotype.
"Taking my fathers advice i fled the scene!" Wtf type of advice is that...??
you are either a liar, a gigantic pussy, or the biggest coward ever.
Keywords
Oh, here's the mail it never fails. It makes me wanna wag my tail. When it comes I wanna wail... JAIL!!!
your father's a dumbass for giving advice like that. and you're a dumbass for taking it.