Transportation: You forgot this

You forgot this

By Sybil90 - 11/11/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 16:52 - United States

Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML

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By Animeislyfe - 25/08/2015 02:56 - United States - Stockbridge

Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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Trashed

By rainey - 03/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, my car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate. Apparently, the abundant rain water in my street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by my car. My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle. FML

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By cheddar - 20/07/2011 22:17 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

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Dad, stop driving my car

By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 00:01 - Puerto Rico - Aguas Buenas

Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML

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Driving school dropout

By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By questionmark707 - 12/04/2012 23:53 - United States - Fullerton

Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML

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DoomJeff91 2

Wednesday 11 November 2009 20:11

Oh, here's the mail it never fails. It makes me wanna wag my tail. When it comes I wanna wail... JAIL!!!

boardclips 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 20:19

your father's a dumbass for giving advice like that. and you're a dumbass for taking it.

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dontcare92 0

Friday 13 November 2009 7:21

woman driver

FoundManyLemons 0

Friday 13 November 2009 8:56

You're a ******* idiot. YDI

rastilin 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 3:38

Since the car was probably registered to you, it's not like you could have escaped anyway.

zachmassacre 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 7:05

There's obviously something wrong with your father. You don't ever flee the scene of an accident, regardless of how minor it is. It is a crime. Had the accident been a bit more serious, you could've possibly faced criminal charges. That might just be the most idiotic piece of advice I've ever heard, and YDI for listening to it.

telfie 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 8:38

Hurrah, you got caught. Your dad is a jerk, and so are you for fleeing the scene. What kind of good advice is it to flee the scene? Never reproduce. Oooo, a bee flew into the car. Big ******* deal. You do not lose control while driving.

Brak_Spaceman 19

Thursday 10 December 2009 21:35

NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD RUN SOMEBODY OVER TO AVOID GETTING STUNG

Hikarishimizu 13

Saturday 31 July 2010 6:48

Has your dad been in many situations like that, OP?

iRichiq 3

Tuesday 17 August 2010 2:55

Complements to the all-knowing mailman

EquallyRacist 0

Friday 17 December 2010 5:16

Please do not bother to include periods if your not going to use any other punctuation, it just makes you look mentally handicapped, or like a very lazy person.