You forgot this

By Sybil90 - 11/11/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML
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DoomJeff91 2

Oh, here's the mail it never fails. It makes me wanna wag my tail. When it comes I wanna wail... JAIL!!!

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boardclips 0

your father's a dumbass for giving advice like that. and you're a dumbass for taking it.

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concealedhavoc 0

ok, mandatory restatement of everything everyone said before me, except the women driver parts. but also - you're an idiot for fleeing the scene and leaving your bumper behind.

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starzchick 0

your Dad told you to flee the scene?? And you thought that was good advice? wow, your family is a special kind of stupid

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TheECP 1

Shame on you for doing a hit and run, that mailbox deserves JUSTICE.

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cdarcy 0

So, when a bee got into your car you swerved into a mailbox, then decided to cancel out any insurance to cover damages by running away? and still getting caught? your IQ might just be lower than your sperm count.

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youfaililaugh 0

Okay so how exactly is swerving going to help you avoid the bee? Idiots these days...

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Ziwhtam 0

It was likely more of a panic move, rather than to avoid the bee. If I see a bee flying close to my arm or any bare skin, I instincively jump aside very quickly. Of course, I would never do that while driving a car, but there are some people out there...

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keres 0

Leave it to the mailman to have a tank of a mailbox. He's probably seen so many knocked over he tried to make one impervious to such things...

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Krulin 8

A bee flew in the window so you swerve into the mailbox? You're lucky nobody was on the sidewalk you dumb bitch

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Coocumber 0

YDI for listening to your father who is obviously an idiot

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Gibby_fml 0

you are the biggest ******* idiot in the world. who cares that a ******* bee flew into you car??? second why the **** would you flip out about it, only pissing off the bee and making it more likely to sting you, and third, when you go to pull you car over from the road (esspevially for pointless readons like this) slow down first so you dont hit a ******* stationary object like a dumbass. fail x3!!!! YDI!!!!! ******* idiot.

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