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By Sybil90 - 11/11/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 16:52 - United States

Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML

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By Animeislyfe - 25/08/2015 02:56 - United States - Stockbridge

Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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Trashed

By rainey - 03/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, my car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate. Apparently, the abundant rain water in my street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by my car. My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle. FML

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By cheddar - 20/07/2011 22:17 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 00:01 - Puerto Rico - Aguas Buenas

Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML

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By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By questionmark707 - 12/04/2012 23:53 - United States - Fullerton

Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML

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Wednesday 11 November 2009 20:11

Oh, here's the mail it never fails. It makes me wanna wag my tail. When it comes I wanna wail... JAIL!!!

boardclips 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 20:19

your father's a dumbass for giving advice like that. and you're a dumbass for taking it.

Comments

couny343 1

Thursday 12 November 2009 1:51

how is swerving off the road gonna help you get away from the bee inside your car?

computerpete 3

Thursday 12 November 2009 2:17

If your father told to jump off a bridge would you do that too? Stop using your father's stupid advice as an excuse for what you did. Accept the fact that the decision was yours to make, and you made a bad one.

menschmaschine5 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 2:27

When you get in a car accident, you DO NOT flee the scene... You're legally supposed to wait for authorities to arrive

jw90 18

Thursday 12 November 2009 3:01

wat time is it? it's time for ANIMAIL!

reapfml 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 3:44

if you leave bees alone they won't bother you. trying something as drastic as crashing made the bee more scared and more likely to sting her.

Jeef27 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 4:02

yer dad isn't too bright if thats the advice he gave you.....

deere55 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 4:03

f*** you, what if you would have hit sombody

fotc77 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 4:03

good advice

PonPonPattaPon 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 4:11

Well women may be overall worse drivers than men.. but men murder, rape, and rob waaay more than women... nuff said. bitchez.

Reality_bites 14

Thursday 12 November 2009 5:10

OP I cant understand how you can be so stupid. Would you flee the scene too if that had been a person rather than a mailbox that you had hit? Really? Come on grow some brains and stop blaming other people for your actions.