You hypocrite

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
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yamatelle 19

I hate to say it, but your mom is ******* awesome!

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SwtCherryPie 26

Id rather be around a pothead than an alcoholic any day.

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ckilla421 0

Could be worse. She could give you a lecture while smoking her crack pipe. Count your blessings, my friend.

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Blazar420 15

There's nothing wrong with smoking... Besides, smoking pot is waaay cheaper than drinking at a bar, especially if you drink the good stuff.

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jefffluffingham 5

well, alcohol is bad for you. weed, not so much.

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docscientist 9

Weed contains a drug, you pothead. It's just a very pleasant drug.

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carlosm21 6

My DAD could use a joint ! Ahaha

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docscientist 9

No, it's a drug. Lying about what weed is or isn't doesn't help anyone.

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CassieMarieee 7

What a role model :) haha

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