You must be kidding

By offuckingcourse - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML
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Top comments

NakedandScared 8

lets just hope you dont get kicked from the job.

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FitForFun 11

I thought the saying "you make me so mad I want to kick a baby" was just an expression.

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ViviMage 39

The boss should not have his kid crawling under a table where all manner of feet could hurt it!

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sioux4 17

Sorry OP! How hard did you kick? Is the baby ok? Did you admit to doing it?

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donkeytowel 11

im a bad person for laughing at this, hahaha. but who the hell keeps their baby under the table??

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bjdog98 9

Your boss shouldn't have let it's baby crawl under the table.

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codexide 11

To be fair, its totally deserved. What horrible parent lets their kid play under the table... Especially during a dinner with a bunch of people.

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jw90 18

That poor child will be scarred for life now. His late 20s he'll remember the time he was kicked as a baby and wet his pants during his psychology class.

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Zintrix 6

Pssh* kicking babies in the head is fine.My parents dropped me on my head and I turned out fine.

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