You OK dude?

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

That's terrible :( Poor man, dying alone in the grass.

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bamagrl410 31

No, but the muscles can become stiff and "freeze in place". I can't believe it took OP ten minutes to realize he wasn't responding.

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lafrenchie 4

At least he went out smilin' with his boots on :]

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dagazar 12

If your going to die, die with your boots on.

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blinks 0

But you survived right? So why is this an FML?

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TheLetterZero 7

Because the OP wanted someone to yell at like any innocent person, but that jerk of a hobo had to go and die on him. Some people... :/

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evilhobbitofdoom 4

I would be very interested to know exactly how long he'd been dead. Within 10-15 minutes, a corpse will turn cyanotic. Shortly thereafter, rigor mortis sets in, lasting for 4-6 hours.

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robyn2222 0

Shirley it didn't take ten minutes to figure out he was dead. is the problem that your dead too?

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grandpaearthling 2

surely you should know and don't call me Shirley heehee

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tiipsypiink09 0

Didnt know a few minutes meant 10 minutes...I think you might be the dead one

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KarinaLizeth18 5

81- the original post said 10mins.. i guess the moderators edited it to say "a few"

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Judus_beej 0

he probably got a ******* as his dying wish from a hooker and releases himself at the end. what a way to go.

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