You OK dude?

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

That's terrible :( Poor man, dying alone in the grass.

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bamagrl410 31

No, but the muscles can become stiff and "freeze in place". I can't believe it took OP ten minutes to realize he wasn't responding.

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notsoluckypup 12

ouch...I saw that coming ...

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Jonscarl 0

at least he died happy.

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drm82895 0

At least hes not asking you to "spare some change"...

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Penguincrap69 0

First of all, he was homeless. Where would he go if he wasn't dead? So you are a dousche for that. Second of all you deserved it. I really hope he was Christian. God be with him, and if he has any, his family and friends to.

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littlemissalex 3

I respect the whole Christian part of your post, and I feel the same about that, but a homeless person shouldn't be on private property. OP was doing his job by kicking him out (or trying to, anyway), and shouldn't be faulted for it.

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fmlskeff 0

I was lying down in the grass, resting my head, finally getting some due peace after a hard and short life. Never receiving an oppourtunity to shine, my fate was to be distrusted and alone. But my faith was strong, and upon entering sleep on a rising alcohol level, my breath stopped and I smiled as I knew I would see my father and the hardship would end. Departing from my body, a man comes up and shouts his final abuse to me. FML

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novert7531 0

Im sure you like a 10 year old making this up

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