Embarrassing, Weird and Miscellaneous: You OK, dude?

You OK, dude?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to space out. Then, I started to go, "Beep, beep, beep, beep." I stopped when I noticed the entire class staring at me as if I were insane. This was not the first time this had happened. FML

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Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML

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By failfailfail - 30/09/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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By SocialAnxietySucks - 26/03/2014 03:31 - United States - Houghton

Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML

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Rise and shine

By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML

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By student414 - 10/01/2012 17:15 - Canada

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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diet_otaku 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 16:06

..."as if" you were insane?

DeeArr 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 16:47

Sounds like you're secretly a robot. Let me take this opportunity to recommend that you don't destroy humanity.

Comments

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 18:38

How about getting a full nights sleep, not smoking a blunt, getting some excercise, drinking a red bull or whatever else it takes to stay awake in class. I'm not sure but you might actually pass it then. Or yes, you are insane.

batosai33 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:08

were you backing up, a robot, or a fire alarm?

wh4t3v3R 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:50

Yeah, I was trying to figure out why he would be beeping. I've blurted from space outs before, but never beeped.

mawoo_fml 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 20:08

I love when the 3rd guy down writes FIRST. what a nob govbler

mawoo_fml 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 20:10

hey TryToBeKind... SHUT THE **** UP

TryToBeKind 0

Friday 11 December 2009 2:41

... I never did anything to you. I don't see you telling the "maybe it is a seizure" people to shut up, I simply suggested another neurological condition. Big deal

tastycakes 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 20:14

Seriously, see a doctor!

pharmacist88 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 20:32

It sounds like an absence seizure to me. You should definitely go see your doctor and consider antiepileptics.

Squit_fml 16

Thursday 10 December 2009 20:42

Sorry... but you probable ARE insane.

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 10 December 2009 20:52

Your name is JP. You are a robot. You have a robot ******.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Thursday 10 December 2009 21:35

how did he see me?

cxal_fml 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 22:50

If you didn't make a concious effort to say "beep, beep, beep" then you just had a complex partial seizure and need to go see a neurologist. Its not insanity, its a neurological condition

cxal_fml 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 22:52

Actually it would be a complex partial seizure as absence seizures would only explain zoning out. It would need to be a partial for speech to be included