You OK, dude?
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..."as if" you were insane?
@#26: OP isn't crazy, he's a Sputnik.
#47, exactly what kind of seizures can a person stop having at will?
******* ROBOT PEOPLE!!! They're infiltrating our society to take over the world.
Gotta quit that LSD
This could have been an FML until I read the last sentence. First. Couldn't resist >:D
lol I space out all the time in class. glad i don't do anything like that.
You, sir, fail.
Stuff like that happens to me all the time, except my friends are usually there to snap me back into reality. Trust me, eventually you stop caring and start wondering, "what will I end up doing next time?"...
So you dream of being a roadrunner, but you're doing it wrong; it's "meep, meep" - ACME fail! It's down to the bottom the canyon with you!
You were daydreaming about Clay Aiken again, weren't you? It's ok...it happens to the best of us. If the teacher gives you grief about it, just stand up and roundhouse him and your problems will be over.
He was daydreaming about Clay Aiken backing up onto his pole. Straight guys* can even daydream about boning Clay Aiken and not consider themselves gay, because Clay Aiken transcends classification as male or female and is a phenomenon that we should consider ourselves blessed to experience. *present company excepted.
Air high five for you dude, as I watch Aiken on youtube!
"Straight guys* can even daydream about boning Clay Aiken and not consider themselves gay," If it helps you sleep at night, keep telling yourself that.
Dude. Get a CATscan. You could have a brain tumor. I'm not kidding. My step father used to suddenly start walking like a robot, and it turned out he had a huge freakin' brain tumor.
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..."as if" you were insane?
Sounds like you're secretly a robot. Let me take this opportunity to recommend that you don't destroy humanity.