You OK, dude?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to space out. Then, I started to go, "Beep, beep, beep, beep." I stopped when I noticed the entire class staring at me as if I were insane. This was not the first time this had happened. FML
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DeeArr 0

Sounds like you're secretly a robot. Let me take this opportunity to recommend that you don't destroy humanity.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Yeah, when you start "beeping" in class, thats when you know your crazy

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Brooklynxman 0

Dammit that was my absolute FIRST friggen though when I read this. Not as if, because.

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cxal_fml 0

There is nothing crazy about having a seizure, and the OP just gave a perfect description of the most common seizure type there is to have (complex partial). The only thing the OP needs to do is go see a neurologist, eat more fat and get an EEG

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diet_otaku 0

#47, exactly what kind of seizures can a person stop having at will?

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popoman 0

******* ROBOT PEOPLE!!! They're infiltrating our society to take over the world.

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Esnedon 0

This could have been an FML until I read the last sentence. First. Couldn't resist >:D

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greendaygirl999 5

I think you mean second.

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MrPresidentBoss1 0

lol I space out all the time in class. glad i don't do anything like that.

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darcloki32 0

Stuff like that happens to me all the time, except my friends are usually there to snap me back into reality. Trust me, eventually you stop caring and start wondering, "what will I end up doing next time?"...

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blastvortex 3

So you dream of being a roadrunner, but you're doing it wrong; it's "meep, meep" - ACME fail! It's down to the bottom the canyon with you!

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DeeArr 0

Sounds like you're secretly a robot. Let me take this opportunity to recommend that you don't destroy humanity.

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FatElie 0

It sounds to me like the OP had ADD along with tourettes.

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LatinoHeat 0

You were daydreaming about Clay Aiken again, weren't you? It's ok...it happens to the best of us. If the teacher gives you grief about it, just stand up and roundhouse him and your problems will be over.

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perdix 29

He was daydreaming about Clay Aiken backing up onto his pole. Straight guys* can even daydream about boning Clay Aiken and not consider themselves gay, because Clay Aiken transcends classification as male or female and is a phenomenon that we should consider ourselves blessed to experience. *present company excepted.

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LatinoHeat 0

Air high five for you dude, as I watch Aiken on youtube!

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HookEmTexas07 0

"Straight guys* can even daydream about boning Clay Aiken and not consider themselves gay," If it helps you sleep at night, keep telling yourself that.

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girlygirl666 0

Were you backing up, maybe?

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wordgirl 0

Dude. Get a CATscan. You could have a brain tumor. I'm not kidding. My step father used to suddenly start walking like a robot, and it turned out he had a huge freakin' brain tumor.

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