Money, Cats and Animals: You owe me $5, kitty

You owe me $5, kitty

By georgia819 - 21/05/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML

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By strangeprincess - 09/09/2019 16:00

Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML

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By sadcat - 06/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

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By Mum2be - 15/08/2021 04:01

Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

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Up and down

By Thanks, but... - 09/09/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boss that the reason I was sobbing hysterically as she told me that I was getting a pay raise was because I was going to the vet to have my sick and dying cat put down. Good news at a bad time. FML

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By jnr1234 - 20/06/2012 02:15 - United States - Princeton

Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML

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By chynna - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Evansville

Today, I paid $325 to have the vet tell me that my 19-year-old cat ISN'T dying, she just had anxiety shits because we were gone on vacation for so long. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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By oneillrox - 03/11/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML

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HyotonXHaku 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 17:27

Wow. That's awful, dude. I'm sorry.

Shalalalalala 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 17:27

Awww, I'm sorry about your cat. xx

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kbbe48 0

Friday 22 May 2009 7:36

Ohh, that is awful!!!!! I would have been sooooo depressed if i was told my cat would be fine and i got my hopes up and then she died the next day! Awwwww, im sorry!! however, if my cat died, the last thing on my mind would be how much i payed the vet... but still, having your cat die is horrible, fyl (agree w/ #145. what happened is awful, but so many people just want to sue someone for a mistake or problem. It won't fix anything, they made a mistake. Everyone does)

QuikSilver6645 0

Friday 22 May 2009 7:43

That's so horrible I'm sorry, stupid vets.

kbbe48 0

Friday 22 May 2009 7:47

#47:i'm sure that made the OP feel better. and there was most likely nothing anyone could do, even if they found the problem. anyone saying 'ydi for owning a cat' are assholes. there pet just died!! have some compassion, even if ur naot a cat fan.

Pepperolls 0

Friday 22 May 2009 8:54

Damn.. sue the vet!

bluu_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 8:58

awww sorry bout yer cat same happened to mine we paid 100$ to find out she was gunna die

coffeeisgood33 0

Friday 22 May 2009 9:08

What bastards at the vets! I know it's hard losing an animal that you're attached to, I feel very sorry for you and hope you get better soon! And #149's right! Sue those ******* asswipes!

clockworkgirl21 8

Friday 22 May 2009 9:08

That's terrible. I'm so sorry. My cat died unexpectedly in October, and I'm still not over it. They're just like family.

trentwazhere 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:18

haha ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................just said that to piss people off didn't meen it, and sorry about your cat

ReinetteRenee 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:27

That is total bullshit! they should have known!

Aw_Geez 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:35

You didn't go to Banfield (the vets inside of Petsmart), did you? They charged my friend $480 or something ridiculous for "exploratory surgery" to see if his cat needed to be spayed. They couldn't find ovaries, so they figured the job was already done. He took his cat to another vet and found out his cat is actually a male.