You're under arrest

By poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 107 623
You deserved it 10 233

Same thing different taste

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why that is the first thing that came to his teacher's mind i don't know. my first thought was cop. i think the teacher has his or her mind in the gutter

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getreal 1

Flash the teacher your badge.

#89, both of my handcuff sets have a second lock to prevent them from tightening any further once the lock is engaged. @"why does the teacher have such a dirty mind? it's a cop!" posts: I have two pairs of handcuffs, like metal, real-looking handcuffs. My better pair doesn't even have a safety release lever. I got the better pair over-the-counter at a local vintage/thrift store (new in box) for $6. I'm definitely not a cop. Lots of my friends have metal handcuffs, and none of them are cops. Teacher realism win.

what can i say about this... lets start with comment #19, .... thats all i can say because I CANT BREATH. i have to agree with #20, what were you thinking? It would only be funnier if she dialed 911, and you were called to the scene.

Vinny66 0

Why not say "Actually I'm a cop" and make that teacher feel like a dumbass?

#20 u are an idiot. kids have amazing ways of finding stuff. LMFAO At #15 Bet that teacher dont feel too smart. rofl

bitca 0

My father's a cop and when I was younger I used to play with his handcuffs all the time. 'Course, he wasn't exactly the best dad and just gave them to me as a form of entertainment. But, hey, it's fun to see how tight you can make them and still slip out.

hey at least it wasn't your gun left laying around your room

I'm pretty sure you don't need that entire story until the last sentence.

just tell the stupid teacher you are a cop and she should keep her ignorant assumptions to herself