You're under arrest

By poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 107 623
You deserved it 10 233

Same thing different taste

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why that is the first thing that came to his teacher's mind i don't know. my first thought was cop. i think the teacher has his or her mind in the gutter

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Wow. The first thing I thought of is a police, too. What was the teacher thinking? I agree with 158. Show up in your uniform. XD

I would like to know where the **** a cop is ALLOWED to put his handcuffs if keeping them in his own bedroom is irresponsible. You guys are tools.

Thank you #160 thats what i was trying to say last time, if people knew how to read they would realize the handcuffs were in the parents bedroom not in plain sight where the child could find them!

@ 144: THANK GAWD SOMEONE SAID IT. I'm so glad that I'm not the only person who thinks encouraging cops to act like power tripping jerks is a good idea.

okayyy then ******* explain it to the teacher your idiot...you could have said "i'm actually a cop" which would take 2 seconds rather than bitching about it here.... ****** pigs

tr1x_ 1

i wouldn't think thats so much an FML. Just tell the teacher you're a cop and let him feel like a dumbass!

DarkJeroyd2000 0
17Master 0

Unless the Police Department is using fuzzy handcuffs now, your kid's teacher is ridiculously horny, stupid, or both. Probably both.

Truce25 0

lol my first thought was sex toys haha very cute story

point remains... dont leave them out for your kid. he's so depraved for attention!