You're under arrest

By poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML
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13BlackCat 2

why that is the first thing that came to his teacher's mind i don't know. my first thought was cop. i think the teacher has his or her mind in the gutter

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mrcarmine 0

haha wtf, you can't use real handcuffs for sex. your kid's teacher is ignorant.

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20seniorparty09 0

of course u can, fake ones take all the fun out of it :)

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KhaleesiKitten 14

Yeah you can use real ones. those are the only kind I use.

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effmalife 0

SEX TOY HANDCUFFS usually DONT HAVE real locks. if you needed to bring a KEY, she should have figured they were REAL

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derpderp 0

You know this was/is the perfect opportunity to say "I'm a cop you idiot" in an Arnold voice.

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stonerchu 0

When I read this I thought that the teacher handcuffed himself. Now that would have been a FML, well for the teacher anyway

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urie 0

why didn't you just say you were a cop? how is this a fml i don't get it.

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kk89 0

Hahaha... more like F the teachers life!: "Today, one of my students handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he brought from home. Disgusted, I called his parent to tell them not to leave their sex toys where their young boy could find them. They are a cop. FML." Haha, I hope there is a "Parent Career Day"

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Squrril 0

you got me on this one to

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

To be honest, it's just as bad that a cop left real handcuffs out where a child could get them. That just reeks of irresponsibility.

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opalitepetals 0

there is no such thing as hiding something from a child. they will find it if they want to. My niece can open a locked cabinet with her eyes closed.

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Squrril 0

you need to shut up and get yourself a real life you ditch

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amykillswitch 0

the teacher is an idiot. you should have showed up in uniform. she would have felt like such a moron.

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Argh_fml 0

Today, a student whom I teach handcuffed himself to his desk with his father's handcuffs. I called the father and told him to bring the key and not leave his sex toys where his kids can find them. Turns out, he's a cop. FML.

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cookeemonster 7

You just copied the FML someone wrote a few comments ago. And ops a girl. So just stfu

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