You're under arrest

By poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML
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Same thing different taste

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why that is the first thing that came to his teacher's mind i don't know. my first thought was cop. i think the teacher has his or her mind in the gutter

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That's when you show up to school in uniform and make the teacher eat her words. People are such dicks when they think they're right, make her feel like an idiot :D

alphabetsoup25 4

Be glad it wasn't a gun. FYL, but make sure you keep that gun and tazer away from him. He wants to be like his daddy though, and thats cute.

you should have showed up in your uniform

If that's the first thing that your son's teacher thinks, I would report them. Sounds like the kind of teacher that ends up having sex with a student. (Yes, I read the age in this FML. Read the damn news.)

Whether it was a kinky toy or not, you left handcuffs in a not-hidden spot from your son and he handcuffed himself, who cares about shat the teacher thinks.

That's when you show up in uniform with the key

I would have gone up there in full uniform to unlock the kid

Kids can climb. He might have put it up on top of a cupboard