You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 309

Same thing different taste

Top comments

This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

Comments

xxissuesxx 0

Was the chick you were jacking it because of among the party guests?

mylifesucks97 0

you deserved that one, never ********** unless you have complete privacy. :P

YDI for being such a lowlife'd loser. Are you a jew? You ******* suck.

alyssaaa_fml 0

ahahaha! YDI buddy. couldn't u atleast wait until AFTER the party?

You should have locked your door. If your door doesn't lock, you shouldn't even have started. YDI.

Hahaha #17, but acctually, your dog can open doors so it's not all bad, ofcourse u probably should b socializing

stephy_fml 0

Haha ..dang you screwed up big time

seb12992 0

YDI for masturbating when you know there's a party going on in your house, and for not using a lock. If you don't own a lock, then that makes you an even bigger idiot for masturbating when you know there a shit load of people in your house who could walk in at any waking moment. Also, that's pretty creepy. You see a hot girl and immediately go up to your room to jerk off? Creep.

YDI You shouldve waited til the guetss had gone and THEN had a wank, NOT while the party was still going. Thats just anti-social and a more than a bit sad that that was what u thought u could do in that situation u shouldv mingled with the guests and struck up some good banter with the hot girls. YDI missed opertunity to chat up some hot girls