You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 306

Same thing different taste

Top comments

This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

Comments

Man if you didn't have the courtesy to wait till after your parents party to play with your lincoln log you should of at LEAST went to a bathroom, people don't generally charge into that room without knocking.

misterman2 3

What do you call an anti-social sex addict? A chronic masturbater!

Epiphany1882 0

lol @ 20. Yeah, seriously, show some restraint. YDI. Poor Dog, had to see that.

Srsly, if I never read another "Mom/Dad/Ect walked in one me jerking off" FML I'll be so happy. LOCK YOUR DAMN DOORS PEOPLE! Don't have locks on your bedroom doors? Here's a novel idea, USE THE BATHROOM.

noobslayer92 0

That's why you do it in your bathroom buddy, like me. You never get caught that way.

dr_house_MD 0

yea 229 has it right....unless you share a bathroom with a sibling

#209 tell me what his other problem is its ******* normal

123sploosh 0

hahaha this is funny. sorry man, its okay!! its natural