You what?

By whattheheck - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 616
You deserved it 3 566

Same thing different taste

Top comments

MykalaMonae 7

Dont you mean, EX Girlfriend?

.... and you're jealous. It's ok to admit.

Comments

It's never too early to start practicing for parenthood!

drayloon 50

Does she at least let you watch?

RUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! thats way too far passed the "crazy line" on the "crazy-to-hot" comparison chart bro. get out while you still can, before she dresses you up and makes u have MILK with your tea at her "tea party"....gross.

The fact that she has dolls didn't freak you out in the first place?

The fact that she still has dolls should've been a red flag.

You jealous? Break up with that sslluutt