Intimacy: You what?

You what?

By charliesangel123 - 21/02/2010 17:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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Non sequitur

By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 16:56 - United States

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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Is it true?

By analgirl - 09/11/2014 13:31 - France - Paris

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML

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aedeckert 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:22

his mom sounds VERY involved in his sex life

alex1432 9

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:22

well is it?

Comments

48Connor 10

Monday 22 February 2010 0:09

Ahahahahahahaaahahahahahaha that histaricle

mama2b3 20

Monday 22 February 2010 0:21

ydi for not being open to it :p

Shmeaty 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:32

why you cockblocking?

lynsieloowho 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:45

lol!!

the_sodomizer 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:58

up the dumper

kaijapapaya 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:34

If a couple has tried anal and it hurts the girl, she shouldn't have to keep letting the guy do it. He should respect her enough to not want to cause her pain.

Rota 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:37

If it hurts, you're doing it wrong.

PsychoMerk 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:33

win!

DoomedGemini 37

Sunday 1 December 2013 3:09

Truthfully I don't think they should even have to try it. If your partner doesn't want to try something they shouldn't have to. People like different things and it's selfish to expect your partner to do anything you would like to. Either way it is kind of creepy and unsettling he would talk to his mother about it...

skyeyez9 24

Monday 22 February 2010 1:55

Why do guys think its hot to stick their dick into a girl's large intestines?!

Rota 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:55

Well let's look at the pros here: it's tighter it's warmer don't need a condom it's more degrading to the woman Honestly I don't see what ISN'T hot about it.

ComMed 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:04

I agree with #77 hit it right on the ass I mean nose

scj 0

Monday 22 February 2010 14:13

Only circumcised guys like anal because thier foreskin is gone and they feel nothing unless it's pinhole tight. And keep in mind that you might be pumping poop. it's not like the movies. ;)