You what?

By charliesangel123 - 21/02/2010 17:16 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
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aedeckert 0

his mom sounds VERY involved in his sex life

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FatalWedgie 0

awesome mom! she's right tho; anal or no ring.

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cadillackitty 0

sounds like something from the move "meet the fockers"

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Ajjas013 6

I was expecting some sort of montage to the Dirty Sanchez. I got let down again.

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g3rusz 6

WTF? Guy is a weirdo for discussing stuff like this with his mom...

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maskedman 9

That is something I would not want my mother to know, but then again I would never mess with a woman that didn't do anal.

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buttonface 0

That's not the greatest thing but neither is ******* against a pine tree. Learn how to please a man.

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thenormalguy 0

ya my iPod autocorrects and it's really anoying :p

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emorottie 0

ive seen it done. totally possible with a huge wtf factor.

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PsychoMerk 0

his mom sounds cool :) ha xD I'd be like " well, he says it hurt when he got it... so we had to stop" ;)

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EllyH 0

hahaha, that's crazy! but then again, some guys are just too close with their mother... Was the mother joking? Either way, just give her a wierd disgusted look. It should be enough.

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BamBAmGG 14

Mmm.. I think the best way to handle an uncomfortable situation like this is with humor. After all, OP probably wants her boyfriend's mother to like her, giving her a "weird disgusted look" isn't the best approach I don't think(:

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