Intimacy: You what?

You what?

By charliesangel123 - 21/02/2010 17:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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Non sequitur

By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 16:56 - United States

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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Is it true?

By analgirl - 09/11/2014 13:31 - France - Paris

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML

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aedeckert 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:22

his mom sounds VERY involved in his sex life

alex1432 9

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:22

well is it?

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bfffness 0

Monday 22 February 2010 10:10

maybe ur BF is a motha fucka

scj 0

Monday 22 February 2010 14:07

This woman hates you.

OGReaper 2

Monday 22 February 2010 18:44

if this is real its one of the funniest fmls. ever.

Hellionz 0

Monday 22 February 2010 20:15

wake up.... stick it her butt!!! do it rite and the chicks love it! ***, a chick got me doing it talking bout she loved it. n since then it's been a wrap with every other chick I been with. FTW

teacher411 0

Monday 22 February 2010 22:13

LMAO!

Chr0nicdreamz 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:11

give up that ass already!

dragonight 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:49

I'm a gay man and for men anal is good like ******* amazing cuz of the gspot up there but females don't have that so I can't imagine it's enjoyable

sportcrazychick4 7

Tuesday 11 September 2012 8:07

It's actually great!!!

perdix 29

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:03

Looks like he's bringing in the big guns to negotiate some anal action with you. You ought to counter by having your proctologist tell her you have some rectal disorder. Game over, you win. Your asshole will remain a check valve.