Awkward and Intimacy: You, yes you!

You, yes you!

By Noname - 08/03/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML

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By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 09:02 - United States - Allen

Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML

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You deserved it 946

By heycutie - 15/04/2014 04:24 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML

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You deserved it 7 276

By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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You deserved it 8 190

By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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Force of habit

By Unlucky - 05/09/2017 16:00

Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 14:04 - Denmark

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

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You deserved it 5 058

Dude, are you OK?

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 331

Avoidance issues

By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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You deserved it 5 860

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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interventions 1

Monday 9 March 2009 3:22

haha this reminds me of family guy when quagmire is imagining inanimate objects to be hot women and he sees meg and tells her to get out of the way of the fire hydrant, or whatever.

HelloFlower 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:47

Flustered? Good word. Next time, try not to stop and stare at them.

Comments

gqduck 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:19

This happened on the same exact day that your boob fell out in front of a bunch of guys? Uncanny! You are fake. Stop posting fake stories on this site.

beastiekidid826 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:23

so a bunch of 40 year old construction workers don't like you, you're life must be over.

judeneon 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:25

#12, Noname is the default anonymous. DURRRRRRR. What the hell else would Noname mean? Could you please think for 2 goddamn seconds before you post and save me the trouble of having to point out to everyone how stupid you are?

judeneon 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:30

Oh, and I see wrestler's back with some insightful comments. I won't even bother deconstructing this doozy. Point and laugh, people.

kandy_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:32

Bummer.

yeahreally 6

Monday 9 March 2009 4:56

shot downnn....

yeah_me 0

Monday 9 March 2009 5:42

even if they were looking at you, you shouldn't have stopped anyways.....

justbeachybaby 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 6:15

agreeed.. that was stupid of her to do in the first place.

necomni 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:51

#12, think about it. "Noname" = no name. Meaning the person who wrote this didn't put a name down, like the thousands of other nonames. NOT that they're all the same person. Geez you're a ******* cuntfaced fucktard.