Your future, our clutter

By pwib - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa

Today, a bunch of my friends have been accepted to various colleges while I've been denied by the past 5. To cheer me up, my mom drove me to McDonald's. While we were in the drive-thru, she asked them if they had any job openings. FML
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Top comments

deviable 9

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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notsorandomguy 18

Hey, don't worry. Maybe you'll get burned by the oil from the chips and then have a life-changing enlightenment, which will push you to get into Harvard and become a billionaire. Then again... Maybe not.

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xxmeowxx43 1

There's a starter.

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Keahi 6

I'm gonna go out On a limb and guess that you didn't even check to see if you were even admissible to the colleges you applied for ....YDI

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slappomatt 4

After your friends are done w college they can come work with you. College is a waste of time for 70% of people

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WickedFan 12

Take the job Lots of people have worked lower jobs while their waiting for college This will also let you make money for the time being if you aren't right now

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AwkwardBookworm 27

That was a little insensitive of her, but I'm sure she meant it with the best intentions

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fantasyworld 37

Take the job and apply to community college.

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