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By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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Wandering

By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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The Conquest of Bread

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 14:29 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

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Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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You deserved it 5 250

By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

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By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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Top comments

empbob 20

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:08

I'm sorry, it sucks that your boyfriends penis is small enough to fit thru a donut...

evanobrien 14

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:06

What kind of donut?????

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cricketsins 36

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:08

Did he at least supply milk for you to dip it in?

Mauskau 35

Thursday 27 February 2014 1:41

Who dips a doughnut into milk?

PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 27 February 2014 2:07

Probably Cricketsins.

WD_Stevens 22

Thursday 27 February 2014 2:35

Misread that. I thought you said 'Probably Christians'. Was this a new stereotype I didn't know about? :P

TheLadyOpal 30

Thursday 27 February 2014 3:07

Wait, it's weird to do that? Aw, shit, I'll never fit in with the cool kids now :( I always thought glazed donuts tasted good dipped in milk.

Spyderbane 10

Thursday 27 February 2014 4:27

who doesn't dip a doughnut in milk?

PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 27 February 2014 5:46

Oh ops auto-correct...uhhh nevermind!

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 27 February 2014 14:35

Coffee, maybe, but not milk.

touch_phobia 13

Friday 28 February 2014 0:34

who has never dipped doughnuts in milk?! I thought that was normal! They're delicious, especially the powdered ones XD

Helldemon 32

Monday 3 March 2014 8:39

@175 Agreed, anyone that hasn't tried it is missing out.

anfscd 17

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:08

Delicious.

alshygirl 14

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:09

Eat the donut and leave him hangin lol

noobienick 19

Thursday 27 February 2014 23:17

I'm pretty sure that was the original idea, I don't think OP's bf would want her to actually eat his dick. I'm assuming, since it sounds very painful.

ferniferous 14

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:14

Someone's been reading Cosmo online...they just recently had an article about it saying it was awesome or something. Weirdos. XD too bad, he wasted a perfectly good donut.

sdroze1389 31

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:20

damn it, I was eating a doughnut when I read this. needless to day I won't be finishing the other half

DarkQuise 6

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:20

real life Dick party

mthurston 14

Tuesday 10 March 2015 19:06

.com

spiderpig818 1

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:23

I chose Your life sucks because I hope you did

tilly_llama 11

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:24

That actually sounds kinda fun...

weveallbeenthere 30

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:29

that's creative.

PatandIsabella 4

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:42

..... Is he a cop ?

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