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By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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Wandering

By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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The Conquest of Bread

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 14:29 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

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Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

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By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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empbob 20

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:08

I'm sorry, it sucks that your boyfriends penis is small enough to fit thru a donut...

evanobrien 14

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:06

What kind of donut?????

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LunaBlack666 23

Thursday 27 February 2014 2:45

Is it weird that if my fiancé did this I'd actually eat it off? I mean its pretty silly and creative in a way. Besides you might get a little something in return. Other than the donut that is. ;3

valalvax 13

Thursday 27 February 2014 4:19

Yea I'm pretty sure my girlfriend would too, I mean its not exactly gross, maybe if it were a sticky donut lol

shredder8838 10

Thursday 27 February 2014 2:58

At least you donut have to wonder about what he thinks is cute..

kellyem2 20

Thursday 27 February 2014 3:16

Somebody's been reading Cosmo.

Cujo3269 9

Thursday 27 February 2014 3:20

I love all the comments about sorry your bf can fit threw a doughnut hole. We now know who has the small ones

jrn 14

Thursday 27 February 2014 3:21

That sounds awesome to me

awilliams44 9

Thursday 27 February 2014 3:21

well did u do it?

PrettyBlackChick 16

Thursday 27 February 2014 3:24

Tell him to stop taking sex tips from trashy magazines.

syed121417 22

Thursday 27 February 2014 3:24

I don't know about you guys, but as a girl I see that as a pretty hot way to spice things up. Or should I say sweeten?

alicat13 12

Thursday 27 February 2014 3:52

food play. nothing wierd about that.cvery normalactually:-)

ahraea 9

Thursday 27 February 2014 4:00

How romantic of him.

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