Zinger!

By Familyskank - 06/05/2009 16:57 - United States

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Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML
I agree, your life sucks 108 628
You deserved it 24 944

Same thing different taste

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woahcomments 0

lmfao that was awesome. props to your aunt for such a witty remark... but damn that sucks for you ahahahaha

well if more people have been inside you than an old western bar than i would agree... but if not then BURN!

cyxx 0

112, 103 - What you're saying about sexism is probably true but I don't see why you brought it up in the first place. Personally I do think the OP deserved it because if even her aunt knows about her apparently overly active sex life, in all likelihood she sleeps around quite a bit. But I would've said the same if it was a guy. 112 - The aunt's statements should only be offensive if the point behind them is true. And if it's true then the OP totally deserves it. If the joke had no truth behind it it wouldn't really make sense. Yes, her aunt was pointing out that her niece was sexually active and suggesting that that is a bad thing. I don't think that's uncalled for - more "harsh truth" than offensive. And yes, there is some "****-shaming" going on here. That just means that a lot of people have some sense of sexual morality. That's not a bad thing.

abouttofly 12

#128 - Thanks for being civil. I didn't mean to address my post solely at you, but was rather commenting on a lot of the people here. The "get a sense of humor" line just reminded me of a lot of trollish types, which I now see you are not. #133 - Morality is fine when we apply it to ourselves, but not when we shame others because of it. For example, I personally don't eat meat because of my morals, but I don't get upset when other people eat meat. It's a personal choice that doesn't have an effect on other people. The same applies here - as long as she's happy and safe, why should the aunt or mother (or a bunch of random people on the internet) care about her sex life?

So, exactly how would the aunt know her niece is a ****? Either a) she knows some girls who are skanks and told her, or b) she knows some shameless *****-mongers who bragged about bragging her niece, or c) the girls MOM told her sister. Chances are most probable the MOM shared the daughter's promiscuous life style with the aunt.

LMFAO..wow, owned by your aunt. what did you say after she said that?

OHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Did she at least offer you some ice for that burn?