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Zit remedy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting ready for a date when I noticed a spot on my chin. To get rid of it, I applied my sister's spot cream rather than picking it off. Within minutes, my entire chin looked like a swollen tomato. FML

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Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML

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By lizi - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 01:34 - United States - Jacksonville

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, while I was eating spicy wings, I suddenly sneezed. I was sitting in front of a fan and effectively maced myself when my spicy sneeze blew back into my face and eyes. FML

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By chew toy - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, I went to see my sister and took a couple of dog biscuits for her dog. I forgot about them until later when I realised I had a hole in my pocket, near my crotch. The dog pointed this out by chomping my balls to get to the biscuits. My attempts to remove him resulted in more vigorous chewing. FML

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By StevieMe - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

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SirEBC 7

Thursday 3 March 2011 23:31

I find this FML offensive. How the **** would you feel if a swollen tomato said "My farmer grew me for too long and now I look like a girl with a nasty spot on her chin. FML" Yeah, it wouldn't feel too good, would it?

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Friday 4 March 2011 2:50

I once had the unfortunate experience of being a tomato, my advice is to avoid your Italian part of town. Papa Giuseppe is still after me.

Comments

Bobissmall 13

Thursday 3 March 2011 23:25

Not sure if FYL or YDI... FYL if you had used it before and had no problems, but YDI if you had never tried it before and took the risk of being allergic or making it more inflamed

SirEBC 7

Thursday 3 March 2011 23:31

mask724 7

Friday 4 March 2011 0:58

Wait ? WTF!!!? ??

NancyDeebensDPDS 0

Friday 4 March 2011 1:02

mask: just, just, no.

disneydork96 0

Friday 4 March 2011 2:42

Hahah 15 nice

LuckyLogic 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 10:30

lmao

catnip216 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 23:31

You realize this site is meant as a place for people to come and bitch right? Don't scold them for using it for it's purpose. You really think everyone on here *actually* believes their life is ****** because of the problem they've posted, or that nobody else has a worse problem than them? No. They don't. So get off your high horse.

sallen0046 4

Thursday 3 March 2011 23:37

A prime example of why you never apply any new product to your face directly before you have something important to do. Unless you're familiar with the product or ingredients, you shouldn't have used it in the first place.