By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
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Hump_Zilla 0

get drunk flash all of his friends run around acting like a fool talk about his penis size to everyone you meet

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iamepiclee 3

what a fuckn douche bag, I would of just come out and said something. ydi for not speaking up and letting him do what he pleases!

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JimmyWeir 0

3rd comment omfg!!!!!!!!)?!!!!!!!&$@(@-@/'DVD dmashlsmakoxiqmwbfifjebbrkhosnwbevvrneosifbebejicdnwnjwocs secks with kittenz

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imaginaryvoice 18

Go flirt with his friends. Be like, "Oh your friend from work? Oh alright. We'll see about that." Lol

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MyNameIsInvictus 0

He's afraid you'll find out he jacks off to her image.

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twinny_sc 13

No sex for him tonight...

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ohthebloodygore 16

Correct him or flirt with others! FYL but YDI for not speaking up!

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pntbttr 0

at least he claimed to know u?

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noscopeheadshots 0

she must be fugly

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legonut4 0

its funny because he didnt introduce you as his wife because he still has feelings for her twenty years later

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insertusernamehe_fml 0

its funny because you said "its funny because he didnt introduce you as his wife because he still has feelings for her twenty years later"

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SeanFredrick 3

it's funny because other people get annoyed by these comments which only makes more people post them.

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legonut4 0

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ funny because that's not y I'm posting

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VegasSkiess 0

what a jerk. lol either that or he ashamed of u?

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skroal 7

YDI for having a husband that went to school.

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Brittneyyyy 7

Wow, having feelings for an ex 20 years later? I would've been pissed if I had been introduced that way, especially to an ex.

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ohthebloodygore 16

90- randomly shouting bubble-Not creepy at all. Sarcasm

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IgniteCS 0

its funny because he thinks you are ugly!

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SeanFredrick 3

93 how is that creepy? You think you're gonna get raped because someone said "bubble" in a comment?

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ohthebloodygore 16

95- I never mentioned rape or abuse of any sort. Just saying it's creepy, I've had plenty of people say it. It's not like I'm writing a comment to them saying 'person!'. The fact that my bubble blowing makes people say it is creepy as in blowing a bubble is normal so why state it the fact that I am?

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foork 0

it's funny cuz I'm gonna kill u legonut

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iTzAeroz 0

it's funny because people hate legonut

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IgniteCS 0

its funny cause ppl actually love him

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Wederoney 16

That's kinda slutty, don't you think so?

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Phelpski 0

ohhh HELL no!! I'd be like "actually I'm his wife it's nice to meet you!" and kick his ass later lol fyl

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honne_tatemae 9

Yeah I would have called him out in front of her and then asked for a divorce, if he's going to pretend to his ex that he's single he's obviously looking for something with her - you should divorce the scumbag.

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Primus_fml 0

You could still be his friend from work...

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kc1on2 0

or say nice to meet you I'm his future ex wife!

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jweezy89 4

Wow you'd seriously end a marraige over that trivial bullshit? No wonder our country's divorce rate is over 50% and sky-rocketing.

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iamepiclee 3

what a fuckn douche bag, I would of just come out and said something. ydi for not speaking up and letting him do what he pleases!

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Tamu_Chan 0

Did you speak up? I wouldn't have let him say that. Or be like "Well why don't I let you talk to your ex, PAL, Il go talk to this attractive man over here.." wow, sucks OP. :(

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kristir9426 0

I would have immediately said "I am his wife" while shaking hands with her. At home that night, I would seriously express how wrong that was and completely flip out at him.

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myschyveus 0

108 has the right idea. be an adult about it. yes it's wrong but two wrongs don't make a right. three lefts do.

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Hump_Zilla 0

get drunk flash all of his friends run around acting like a fool talk about his penis size to everyone you meet

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calvin60 0

u shouldve started just making out with him infront of her he's a deuche

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sourgirl101 28

At first I read Dulce and now I'm craving Haagan Dazs.(;

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iR0ckSkinnys 3

Wow that does really suck. Maybe he still kinda likes her&wants her to think he is single or he might be embarrased of you. Make him sleep on the couch tonite

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iR0ckSkinnys 3

3 Couches! that"ll fix em!

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oxoashleeoxo 6

Wow, I would've said something, not just stand there in embarrassment. >< That's sad, OP. FYL

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Raleigh_bruh 7

Divorce isn't the answer for everything that goes wrong in a marriage..

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smokergirl420 0

I agree with Raleigh

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Raleigh_bruh 7

^ 1. Not black. 2. Stereotyping is lame, just like the people that say immature shit like you over the internet. :] 3. ... 4. Please do me a favor, and gtfo.

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SarahBearXoX 0

#106 quiet fool your argument is invalid. btw

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xACIDDx 0

Dammit #106! I was oh so close to getting through one day without seeing something stupid. SO CLOSE! Thanks for ruining my dreams...asshole. ًج _ج

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