2nd!

My cats do that to my blankets but they usually just lick and suck and slurp and massage.

Laugh My ******* Ass Off. That's so funny I had to spell it out. Lol could you picture a cat attempting to make sweet love to a sweater? Lol I love it.

its funny cause your cat is horny and now your sweater is full of cum

lmfao at 5! OP, maybe your cat thought you sweater was another cat?

I guess the cat thought it was lovely too :P

Help control the sweatcat population have your pets spayed or neutered. I'm tellin you op get that damn sweater spayed before there's an epidemic!

Lol cats would do that in Newfoundland. Gotta love it there.

You should of let him mate with his purr-fect mate OP. F the cat's life.

Your life REALLY sucks doesn't it

YDI for having a sweater out during summer.

It's funny cuz you saw you're cat trying to mate with you're sweater

YDI for wearing a sweater at all lol

it's funny because sweaters are inanimate objects

it's funny because it used to b your favorite and know it has cum on it

bahahahahah; he just wanted some :DD

#48 It's funny because you don't know how to spell "your"

Film that shit! Cat **** FTW!!

did it work?

14 cats don't "make sweet love". They don't love or enjoy sex like humans. In fact, the only other animal that enjoys sex besides dolphins. God.

^ why do elephants ********** and other animals hump things If they don't enjoy it?

69 pull your pants up and put your shirt down xP

Why is it more YDI's...how is that OP's fault? lmfao

btw 69...HUGE ass nose,lol just sayinn

Where's the FML here?

80 I bet mines bigger

^^^ Actually 48 did spell it wrong. You are the dumbass.

69 the more evolved the brain is, the more pleasurable sex is. That being said, it doesn't mean humans are the only ones who experience sexual pleasure. Of course animals **********, it's only natural (even foetus do). Cats do that all the time, I really don't understand the point of writing this story here. When you have a cat, you learn to keep your sweaters and blanckets out of its reach. I still think it's better than being humped by a dog.

it is also his favorite sweater

my cat does this to a stuffed bear every time he sees it!! my other cat sucks blankets and it's gross.

Well let's not all gang up on Jake! Lol he was just trying to prove my joke wrong and he failed. :) <3

take it as a complement at least it liked your sweater

dude get the **** over it, seriously. it's nbd. my cat has done that so many times.. there REALLY needs to be a "stfu and gtf over it" button...

#5 lmao!!!

pepper spray it. I know that always takes me out of the mood.

14 - it's laughing mfao. anddd it's not THAT funny. it's not really a fml either.

This isn't an FML it's just a weird thing I am sick and tired of people posting stupid things and then call it a FML.

ur life is screwed.

#86 you're a dumb ass. Please think before you address me. I'll continue to let you feel stupid now...

awww kitty love

pics or it didnt happen. :P

#61 How do you know he can't spell your? He just used the wrong one in his sentence.

lolz

haha #2 FTW

hahaha :p

Today, I was getting it on with the hottest, fluffiest thing I had ever seen. Then my person walked in and took it for himself. FML

hahaha the optimist ftw!!!!!

You sir, are WIN. You win one free internets!

That's what you get for getting a cat

yea, I think ur cat may be so obsessed with u he gets it off with ur fav sweater

I really did not need that information.

for reals :/

Yeah coulda gone my whole life without knowing that :/

where do you think the term "screwing" comes from?

more softer sweaters for u