By maniac11 - 11/10/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
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azcardinals1307 2

I find it weird that they'd observe how long you took in the bathroom...

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DynamicDave 11

I'd be pissed if that happened to me. I mean urine their home as a guest, your comfort should be number 1. I think they just flushed away any dignity you had left. It doesn't get much bladder than that.

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prettyinpunk1025 14

Guys always take long in the bathroom anyway ;)

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enonymous 8

I wish my family would do that for me :(

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DynamicDave 11

I'd be pissed if that happened to me. I mean urine their home as a guest, your comfort should be number 1. I think they just flushed away any dignity you had left. It doesn't get much bladder than that.

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changesinme 0

Someone sign this guy up for a world record holder

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theten_fml 9

I'd take the girlfriend in the room and give them another reason to clap

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rallets 22

looks like urine trouble

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rallets 22

looks like urine trouble

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LouisianaBob 9

The people at the urinal over never get excited for me when I do my victory dance for such a long piss =(

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Roevera 14

Haha those must be thin walls if they heard you.

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Jammy01jams 2

When I walk out of public restrooms I pronounce: "Mission Accomplished!"

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upyourzlolz 11

68- you must be one of those obnoxious douches who think they are hilarious, but no one really thinks they're funny.

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CaptainCommenter 6

By what logic are you going by that you'd be sane enough to say that guys take long in the bathroom? I'll have words with you, oh yes I will!

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azcardinals1307 2

I find it weird that they'd observe how long you took in the bathroom...

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22cute 17

Agreed. That's really rude, especially with a guest.

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Takami662 2

You don't really need to tell what happened again.

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snakerake 10

...Welcome. To the society of uncompromising men. Welcome, to the WiserHood.

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abudali911 3

I once pissed for 4 minutes

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

That usually only happens to me after a night of heavy drinking. My roommate wasn't too happy when he went to put his clothes in the washing machine the next day though.

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nothingmuch_ 5

Like. Congrats OP :) Her family obviously found it amusing, so definitely not FYL.

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KVKdragon 26

Just ignore them and let them continue being immature. Pretty soon, they're going to figure out that they're not being funny and that they're harassing a guest in their household

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tannerparker16 0

Holy shit when did dr Phil get a FML account?

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dirtyfivethirty 0

It IS funny. No matter how old you get, bodily functions are always something to find humor in.

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Stonerworld 9

you are a ******* retard

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LilRob58 5

That's exactly what I was thinking maybe they were listening to see of he "measures" up

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sydneylol 7

They must really like you.

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ollie179 21

Let's throw a celebration for the emptying of your bladder!

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