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I wonder if OP found a gummy bear in one of her fat rolls.
Look, if you're fat, get a gym membership and burn it off.
Did the scale say " to be continued..."??
Semen is a natural fat burner...
Just ready to face reality and it's bout time to step
Try losing some weight then? Commit to it, set a goal for yourself and do it. And don't try those weird diets, they don't work. Healthy food and exercise.
No shit. Did we read the same FML?
I disliked your status... Not because I disagree, but because Coldplay is awesome.
That comment was for 60 btw
I hate these fat fmls. quit complainin and actually do somethin. it's your fault!
6-pack flabs. :O I is be jealous. Edit: 154- There are definetly "likes" on FML.
dude..seriously??
The first sign where you can tell your overweight is when you can't see the scale under your feet.
43- I know some heavyset and some overweight people with huge feet and have never lost site of them
Well boobs are sacks of fat; sexy sacks, but still fat sacks. Lol.
When I was little I thought boobs had pudding in them, turns out that's not why I couldn't stop looking at them.
I like pudding.....
80- If only they did...
Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP
I like your name OP
Did you find a quarter in one of your fat rolls?
Are you Garfield?
Close Enough.
I'm glad he accepts himself, but he's still not nermal.
Garfield !!!
Get an extended scale, one with a read out that is further out than your stomach. that way you wont have to lift your stomach to see the number.
Or you can go exercise your ugly fat ass.
Nice!!
And the number was..?
His phone number (:
Touchè.
He doesn't need a phone since he has no friends
Says the 18 year old in a baby swing...
Probably off the scale.
At least you know now and you can change it!!!
The **** you talking about?
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dude..seriously??
Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP