Health: Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had... - FML

By ms piggy - 15/12/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

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By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

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By pathetic - 29/05/2009 02:35 - Canada

Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML

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By unknown002 - 12/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML

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By Fatty - 28/12/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

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By dawg3360 - 07/06/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

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By trev - 30/05/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 18:21 - United States

Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML

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Heavy

By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

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Own it

By annie - 26/05/2021 10:57

Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML

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Mr_S3xypants 2

Friday 16 December 2011 1:07

dude..seriously??

Patts_fml 4

Friday 16 December 2011 1:07

Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP

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kpknight44 0

Friday 16 December 2011 7:59

Do something about it and gtfo of fml

sweet2u22 9

Friday 16 December 2011 8:00

Time for some calorie counting, that's for sure.

PeachyJinx 7

Friday 16 December 2011 8:12

Dude or chick (can't tell I'm mobile) 1200 calorie a day diet. Its awesome. Try it. (: But seriously FYL

MontesC 0

Friday 16 December 2011 8:19

Can you see your feet? Or is you belly on the way

Magprano 0

Friday 16 December 2011 8:28

That sucks big time

Jewnut 0

Friday 16 December 2011 8:36

Lol I do that but im pregnant. you should have just leaned forward, thats how I do it

emac123 3

Friday 16 December 2011 9:14

Good for you for taking the first step! It's a tough pill to swallow, but the beginning's the hardest part! :)

javierb88 3

Friday 16 December 2011 9:57

Weighing yourself can be scary after having neglected yourself for some years. I say this is the first step and just remember this fml moment once you have lost a good 20 kg. congrats OP you have taken the first step!

taintedayush 0

Friday 16 December 2011 10:41

God I hope ur a guy

manjo71 2

Friday 16 December 2011 11:38

now m scared to step on the scale

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