By ms piggy - 15/12/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
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Patts_fml 4

Sounds like it's time for some lifestyle changes OP

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lightningman 0

Time to lay off the supersize burgers. And stop eating hoe hoes... Hoe hoe.

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chels1994 11

And there's your sign

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jaredjudd21 2

Did you finally build up the courage to step on the scale or you just forgot what a scale was until you found it under a bunch of junk

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rubberduckie94 13

i have no problems with over weight people. it has no bearings on who they are as a person, but I most ask you really did not notice you had a weight problem until this moment?

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every1luvsboners 11

And when you picked up your gut I bet you lost 5-10 pounds due to the TV remote, foot-long meatball sub, the poodle and the candy bar that fell out of your roll.

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twofirstnames 12

After so many rolls they could have their own bakery...

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NoogetySensation 0

After so many rolls you would think it was a soccer ball.....

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upyourzlolz 11

Anyone else think this sounds like a bad "to mama" joke?

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mikeeg 0

42- I bet you have an iPhone or iPod touch and when you went to write "yo" it autocorrected to "to", right? That always happens to me.

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upyourzlolz 11

It does. However, the foolish ones forget. Myself included.

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