By partypooper - 18/01/2012 15:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents are on holiday, which means I have the house to myself. Wild parties? Hot girls? Loads of beer? No. Flu. FML
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TheMaster15 10

Eat some chicken noodle soup and party anyways :D

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Time to ********** all night long!! Yeah!!!

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ICATiger 13

I had the idea of going on xbox all night owning MW2 noobs. But what ever float your boat.

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oXali 0

After partying you'd probably end up with the same symptoms as the flu.. Vomiting, headache, stomach queasiness. Go for broke and do it anyways bro!

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margie2194 12

It's okay OP you can always have a party with soup and sex and the city reruns. Yay :)

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BostonBruinsFan 8

We already have started it though…the shit I mean…

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urdirtyolduncle 15

I used to play MW2, then I took an arrow to the knee. I'm sorry, I just had to say that because I know it annoys the crap out of some people *trollface*

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oXali 0

Totally didn't annoy me. Definitely got a good thumbs down though.

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Damn_Hippster 11

Guys, the flu is way more fun then partying anyways.

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MCweSCRAPPY 2

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS! But that really sucks OP

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Penguinman909 7

Your kinda lucky OP. Would you rather Flu or explosive diarrhea? I currently have the later and so I am typing this from my toilet... It just won't stop... D;

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TheMaster15 10

Eat some chicken noodle soup and party anyways :D

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

What always helps me is loading up on vitamin C, as soon as I sense the first symptoms of getting sick. I don't know if it'll help you recover faster once it's full blown, but at least it won't hurt to try.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

**** no, 46! Chugging cough syrup has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. There's a time and place for everything, but getting ****** up just because you have nothing better to do is stupid and irresponsible. Damn bored kiddies.

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LOLZ11 0

Omg, I love chicken noodle soup from the Chinese when I'm ill. It's the only thing I can face eating :p

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rattusrattus 18

Like a chickenpox party, only more mature! There have to be wild party people who want free vaccination, right?

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Nosrebor 8

Party pox make you loooose your mind! We just wanna see ya have a good time! I butchered it, didn't I?

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laurietorie 0

Awww. Well how long are they gone for? Get well asap and party for the rest of the time!!! :D

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ICATiger 13

Pop some pills, then party your ass off!!

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KriiFahMoro 9

Where he will then pop even MORE pills!

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Who would have guessed Carlton is a pill popper?

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GhostlyGhoulish 1

Wasn't there an episode of fresh prince where Carlton accidentally took some pills will had in his locker?

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Penguinman909 7

Yup it was Speed and Carlton thought it was mints or something.

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Mr25_fml 14

This calls for online gaming, soup, and a day in bed with no nagging parents

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stevenJB 25

FOR THE HORDE!! Lok'tar gar Lo'gar!

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tehrealone 6

I don't have time to party I'm to busy raiding

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Buttsexpirate 9

Germ party!!! And hey you get to hang out with osmosis jones and his pill friend in your body.

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