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Same thing different taste
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Lookin' good
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Hawt
At least you don't look like a sparkling vampire
I remember when vampires were cool like in "blade"; now they may as well wear tutus and sing ABBA songs passionately :(
What in gods name is ABBA?
The musical equivalent of a hot dog, minus the mustard and plus a steaming turd.
In that case I'm glad I've never heard of it.
I bet you posted this on Facebook, too.
This is what happens when the Cullens go on vacation in Hawaii
Shut up guys, I happen to enjoy ABBA. Money money money
Lol. Big mistake forgetting sunscreen.
I understand not liking ABBA, but how the **** can you not know them? Mamma Mia? Dancing Queen? Seriously, how have those songs not reached your ears at least once?
I don't listen to the radio so maybe that's it.
I like your dog... I pictured the dog saying your comment.
Sounds bad! Sorry bout that. :(
72 - Goat's Milk is excellent for sunburn fading. Black tea is great too. As well as hot compresses, plain yogurt, and aloe. The After-Sun is usually just for moisturising purposes, so use the actual aloe vera. The best thing for a sun burn is hydration, cold compresses, and tons of sleep. Please use sunscreen/sunblock in the future!! Your skin will thank you.
Better than a sparkling vampire. Attack of the killer tomatoes was a much better movie anyway.
When those big breasted tomatoes go to the beach... They take their tops off!
Keep your pants on you two. I don't need to see that.
Sorry. I got lucky on the time I clicked on the site.
Not bitching, but I love how people like Perdix so much they thumb him up when his comment doesn't make shit sense.
I for one am incredibly grateful that there was no reference to Twilight. There are way too many FMLs that do.
You must look like what a fairy would eat.
That might explain why the Fairys in Twilight sparkle v.v much like how Flamingos are pink, orange, or white because of what they eat.
They make after-sun with glitter? o_o
83, that just makes me want it more...
It's better to be a sparkly tomato than have to deal with peeling skin.
But if your skin peels, you get to peel of the flakes and eat them...
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Better than a sparkling vampire. Attack of the killer tomatoes was a much better movie anyway.
Twilight meets Jersey Shore.