Health: Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning...

By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 12:01

Today, I woke up at 2 p.m. to realise I'd slept through all of my alarms and missed my really big presentation at university, all because I was up most of the night with food poisoning. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By brown and sticky - 16/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2015 15:40 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML

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Man up

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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wildgenius 13

Sunday 1 February 2015 16:25

Did you vomit in the oven?

nonsensical 26

Sunday 1 February 2015 16:27

you should show up with a pillow under your shirt just to see their reaction towards your quickly grown belly.

Comments

wildgenius 13

Sunday 1 February 2015 16:25

Did you vomit in the oven?

teentee401 36

Sunday 1 February 2015 16:38

I, too, just read the previous FML.

oceanbrickfire 21

Sunday 1 February 2015 18:40

To anyone in the future, a previous FML involved vomit in the oven

Mauskau 35

Sunday 1 February 2015 19:27

They will stay in the same order, unless they're going through random FMLs, and I'm sure everyone can guess that it's a reference to another FML.

lnheritance 19

Monday 2 February 2015 4:00

Following day, comes to class with a mullet.

nonsensical 26

Sunday 1 February 2015 16:27

you should show up with a pillow under your shirt just to see their reaction towards your quickly grown belly.

feven 32

Sunday 1 February 2015 17:09

"Wow that was fast"

cakefete2 30

Sunday 1 February 2015 18:07

OP will respond with, "If you think that's fast, you should have seen how I got into this predicament. Worst 45 seconds of my life!"

ThatTennisKid14 13

Sunday 1 February 2015 18:14

Well that escalated quickly

Guard_Babe 19

Monday 2 February 2015 4:29

"It's a vampire-human baby."

1dvos_grl3 21

Monday 2 February 2015 13:49

#31 Can you not?

GoGiants28 13

Sunday 1 February 2015 16:28

At least you get to miss school... I broke my arm and still had to go to school

FilleNoir 21

Sunday 1 February 2015 16:43

I think she's still went/going because her mom said she'd be late.

Paws_Cat 29

Sunday 1 February 2015 20:07

You can live with a broken arm. People go to school with broken arms all the time.

Smooth_Criminal 24

Monday 2 February 2015 7:30

It's not about you.

1dvos_grl3 21

Monday 2 February 2015 13:51

#20 How is that relevant?

Aew 17

Sunday 1 February 2015 16:31

Very unfortunate wording. I hope you get feeling better and clear things up with your teachers.

ParisSosa 11

Sunday 1 February 2015 16:33

at least you didn't vomit in school.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Sunday 1 February 2015 16:37

I can see your mom doesn't care about the puking or dying rule for letting you stay home. Feel better OP.

AverageJoey 18

Sunday 1 February 2015 16:37

Sick this morning may have been more appropriate phrasing.

WitEluded 13

Sunday 1 February 2015 16:47

Look on the bright side, it's a two for one in terms of days off school... Today you get to miss for morning sickness, and tomorrow you get to miss class when the school counselor inevitably asks to see you in their office.