If hate to be the guy who pops a boner during the bend and cough.

That happened to me when I had an attractive woman doctor.

As a fellow human with a penis, I can assure you that even if the doctor were as attractive as you two ladies, popping an erection in a freezing room is near impossible unless you're both close enough to keep me warm haha

Smooth as ****, #37.

Speak for yourself. I habe no problem getting wood, warm room or cold room.

Since you had to say that, I must say, as a guy, that most guys actually get at least a partial during that.

Rock hard Spiderdick with some spider sense.

shooting "webs" everywhere...

That's what I was thinking!

Might be dangerous if she swallows though...

The only instance where spitters are winners.

#29, as far as I know, most venoms aren't deadly when ingested. May make you sick large quantity, but not kill you. I know people drink rattlesnake venom as part of cult initiations and they don't die.

#34 is correct, unless you have a cut somewhere in your digestive system, ingesting venom is completely harmless because they work through the bloodstream.

#12, by your logic, you would be thrown in jail for telling someone you think they have a sore throat. What you're talking about probably only applies to diagnosing real patients in a hospital setting. *Damn mobile, posted it in the wrong part.

Dammit man

You just don't take any risks when you're dealing with the health of your penis.

If there was a chance I'd been bit on the dick by anything, I wouldn't take chances.

She's a nurse. You'd expect an accurate diagnosis.

a nurse...not a ******* doctor!!!!

Penis naked = Starkers naked