It hurts

By postop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I woke up to my mother telling me to sit up and get dressed because we had to go before it was too late. I had just woken up from surgery. She didn't want to be stuck in traffic. FML
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myelias25 15

Wtf did she expect? You to get ready after surgery fyl op, some people can be idiots

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dezman2000 21

From how bad your mother sounds, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the reason you were in surgery in the first place...

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myelias25 15

Wtf did she expect? You to get ready after surgery fyl op, some people can be idiots

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bwinski 19

I know traffic sucks in NY but they could use the carpool lane once they got on the freeway, right? Traffic wouldn't be THAT bad then and overall it wasn't worth rushing her kid who was just coming out of surgery...

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dezman2000 21

From how bad your mother sounds, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the reason you were in surgery in the first place...

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axfabxdisaster 25

Ooww I'm sorry, she should've just left you to sleep

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NoName011 12

Right? I mean, where did she need to go that was so important?

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Devtyro 14

Please tell me you took your sweet time getting dressed. What did you get surgery for?

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PenguinBitch 43

Pretend you still have some anesthesia left and fall asleep.

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drunkturtle 14

What kind of moron just expects someone to get up and leave right after they've had surgery? It's people like this that shouldn't have kids in the first place

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pphead 5

Well your mom needs to take it easy lol

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Donuts202 13

She sounds lovely.

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