Health: Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came...

By gerbilmaster - 09/07/2015 21:12 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML

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By GuitarNerd - 23/01/2017 22:41 - United States - Denver

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

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By dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 18:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 04:05 - United States - Racine

Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML

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Kids these days…

By daughter - 05/08/2012 07:49 - United States - Kailua

Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML

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By Noname - 21/01/2009 12:36 - Canada

Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

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prostar9993 15

Friday 10 July 2015 11:08

Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle stupid. Hope the apple falls very far from the tree.

amyfann 26

Friday 10 July 2015 11:08

That's so selfish. I'm so sorry OP. :( I hope you're doing ok.

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amyfann 26

Friday 10 July 2015 11:08

That's so selfish. I'm so sorry OP. :( I hope you're doing ok.

gerbilmaster 6

Friday 10 July 2015 16:36

Thanks. :) I am...somewhat. Here's the rest of the story: Since I had put down my aunt's number as my emergency contact, the receptionist called her to pick me up. I've been staying with her and she is treating me so kindly...I love her so much! But I haven't even heard from my mom at all yet. When I was 2, apparently she "ran away from" me and my dad because they were fighting. But she came back after 3 days. I have not the slightest clue why she left me there honestly. I am still racking my brain trying to think of a reason. But at least I have support from my amazing aunt!

rydin10 18

Tuesday 14 July 2015 5:51

I'm sorry OP but you have a shitty selfish-ass mom.

TheUnicornMagic 2

Tuesday 11 August 2015 7:57

I'm glad you weren't stranded there! And that your aunt is caring towards you.

prostar9993 15

Friday 10 July 2015 11:08

Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle stupid. Hope the apple falls very far from the tree.

Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 10 July 2015 11:09

Punching someone in the face is adult.

sstahpp 33

Friday 10 July 2015 14:15

Nope #6. I'm pretty sure that's very adultish.

thesmeagol 22

Friday 10 July 2015 14:47

Moreso teenagerish. An adult plans their revenge, you need to wait for the perfect opportunity. Such as when you pick her nursing home.

PurpleMyth 28

Friday 10 July 2015 18:51

Agreed #27. Kid hands are just too small to get a good punch

balboa_2 24

Friday 10 July 2015 11:10

I'm sorry OP. Hope you're doing okay

amileah13 26

Friday 10 July 2015 11:20

Some mother of yours!

Mooto 8

Friday 10 July 2015 11:26

What car were you supposed to drive?

PhinIt2WinIt 24

Friday 10 July 2015 11:39

Wow I never realized that she didn't have a ride either. Unless she expected her to ride a bus or taxi.

DoomSkuller 28

Friday 10 July 2015 19:24

FML says OP is male, #13

Sparx1_1 16

Friday 10 July 2015 11:28

Wow, your mom's selfish and stupid. As your first "adult" responsibility I think you owe it to yourself to not trust your mom for anything ever again.