By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 01:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother told me to, "Stop bitching and get over it" after I complained of pain from my stomach after invasive surgery. This from the guy who spends multiple hours a day playing Halo and whining about the stupid ways he got killed. FML
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Sandsh8rk 36

Punch him in the balls, then you can tell him to stop bitching.

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Miss_Chevious 37

Break his console and repeat after me, "Stop bitching and get over it."

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Sandsh8rk 36

Punch him in the balls, then you can tell him to stop bitching.

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Shadowblast423 3

Usually I say there is no reason to punch a guy in the balls, but this seems like it might be just the time.

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enzozo101 8

the only pain he feels is when hes killed in his game so he must not understand.

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Rebles 15

Is lag even still a thing? Ping sure, but I haven't seen a lag in ages. Granted my hardcore gaming days are over but still..

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MrConcise 34

Bad routers or modems can cut off a huge amount of your data, not to mention infamous companies like Comcast and Charter.

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Vlen_fml 20

unfortunately, but you don't really notice it unless it's REALLY bad, or you're playing a fighting game and everything slows down.

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Mauskau 35

Even poorly optimised games lag on the best gaming pc.

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PotusDestroyer 1

Don't forget the shitty cod servers, even a 50mbps connection doesn't fix those.

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Bradley_Dillon 39

Cod didn't have servers. Those were all hosted by the person who had the fastest connection in the lobby.

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Woedel 25

Oh, you gotta love those compassionate siblings.

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MrThump 16

Your brother is a little bitch. Give him the dumb and dumber treatment and give him something to really complain about. Put a crap load of laxatives in his food. Hope you feel better son OP.

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Miss_Chevious 37

Break his console and repeat after me, "Stop bitching and get over it."

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ohjoy15 33

WHAT? NOT TODAY SATAN. DO NOT BREAK THE CONSOLE.

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PurpleMyth 28

Break the game not the console!!! Are you Lucifer himself?!

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Vlen_fml 20

sweet christ don't threaten the console. I hate console destruction videos. if you want to punish a kid, PAWN THE PERFECTLY GOOD CONSOLE.

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Isandri 29

If OP still lives with brother, then they probably live at their parents, so i suppose the console isn't theirs in the first place, so it would be risky to pawn it :( great idea tho :d

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Miss_Chevious 37

#20 read my user name, that should give you a clue as to who I am

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laden_swallow09 34

No, there's mischief, then there's just plain maliciousness.

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Aimeejasmine 15

Lmao you guys seriously value a console, which will be outdated within a year, over your sibling's feelings? Ouch.

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DUBSTEPER98 15

You obviously don't know what it's like.

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Anchovy11 7

So break/pawn a console that was bought by him or for him, because he said to stop bitching about pains from a surgery. Wonderful logic my friend!

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NineeCat 32

You just don't know the struggle. Put a band-aid on it, whiner.

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Fmlsea 28

yes because op being in pain from surgery is being a whiner -_-

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iwanttogotoparis 26

Idiot brothers are the reason we are careful around men

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Kurby14 21

at least your one up on the family gene pool!

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