By dammit - 12/09/2015 08:11 - Australia - Redbank

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML
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xXmrmayorXx 21

That sucks, but you should probably be more careful next time.

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CaptainSmith28 19

No, FML, I would not like you to post to Facebook on my behalf.

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conman531 23

Now THAT nearly made me piss myself from laughing #2

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Wizardo 33

WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT!!!

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airforce987 20

Look at Randy Orton slithering around...

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xXmrmayorXx 21

That sucks, but you should probably be more careful next time.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

On the other hand she seems to be very entertaining the way she is.

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niallo 23

Have to admit, I love OP. Mostly because of the way she wrote this. She has a great sense of humor. But crap lady. Learn to look. We want you and your sense of humor to hang around.

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mounya 19

We all have those days. Don't feel bad OP

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Beyto7000 20

And the winner by knockout.. the kitchen sink!

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

im guessing its the bathroom sink but who knows, maybe it was in the kitchen.

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yaboigabe 8

Hey, at least you didn't actually get knocked out because of that.

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roxyroller20 15

Your boyfriend should've helped you out instead of laughing, FYL

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thejonac 21

honestly, it would have been really difficult trying not to laugh.

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bibble27 9

Ya I'm sorry #8 I agree that he should have inquired if she was ok... But after laughing. And I'm sure he did. "Oh my God are you *laughs* ok..." That's what real friends do.

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

Hey, everybody! Look at goodie two shoes over here!

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imerichello 18

It could have been worse, you could have fell back into the toilet

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msmedieval 11

Now that made me laugh out loud!

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WitEluded 13

Don't worry OP, even if you lost a few brain cells, I have a feeling your boyfriend probably isn't with you for your smarts.

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