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Show it anywayWow, talk about low morals..
I wasn't actually bang serious lol. Is it really a crime to post a joke??? NO, of course it's not.
26 I have phoned the police
Kool, have fun with that lol
You're getting all kinds of hell tonight, Lampie.
"911 what is your emergency?" "yeah, you need to send someone out here now! Theflyinglampie is making inappropriate comments on FML"
Tell me about it EightInch..... not enjoying it :s
don't hate cuz the kid has game...
LOL
hey isnt it always better to be tight then loose.? but someone already this but if you can't get a bf atleast get a vibrator or a *****
52 for real wheres the fml? oh im not a ***** fml lol it'll be more like im so loose i can hear an echo
I'm very afraid of this being a repost, but... 1- You, sir, are a pig! Bravo. lol 39- If you're going to hijack my MO, then at least make it good ... for example: -911, what's your emergency? -My duck is blowing Bubbles in the pond. -Pardon me? What is your name? -Duck! -No! Your name! - ... Duck? -sigh ... (click) -911, what's your emergency? -My duck is also blowing Bubbles in the pond. -WHO IS THIS? -DuckDuck. -grrrr ... (click) -911, what's your emergency? -I was swimming in this pond when two ducks just came out of nowhere ... -Who is this? What is your name, please? -Ummm ... Bubbles? See what I did there? I made it funny!
no comprendo?! ^
damnnnn guurrrllllllllllł
^^^^ Oddest thread I've seen in a while.. And I feel compelled to call BS.. If I'm not remembering incorrectly.. The ****** doesn't actually become tight when you lay off the sex.. It becomes tighter only when nervous.. Lack of sex doesn't make it tighter over the course of time, because it only becomes "loose" when aroused.. It's a muscle after all.. Working that muscle is more likely to make it tighter, not inactivity. Wouldn't a gynecologist know this? Then again, she was probably joking, rendering the above statement to mean a simply ignorant OP.
I'll loosen you up, OP.
39 comment was funnier then yours 64. try hard
hey I've been single for a while OP :)
You can call him an obvious retarded duck ****** tinder, but not the word you used beginning with an "f".
I'll hit it
A ****** can't loosen. It's a muscle. Damn.
False
second and lol
hahaha oh how embarrassing! I would've died
Heylo :P Your Cute :) x
aw thanks:)
Your Welcome :) How are you? I'm Kris btw :) xx
^Chances of procreation are slim, sir.
oh snap!
They sure would be if that's what I was aiming for lol. maybe it's just nice to pay someone a complement :) you don't happen to live on Evergreen Terrace by any chance?
Yeah she lives at 742 Evergreen tce
not her, I was meaning EightInch
No, no, no. The Grassy Knoll...
muff cabbage, f*king muff cabbage lol
ur gonna die.....of aids if u dnt keep those legs closed
I'm pretty sure you could get by without a boyfriend...
Yeah, play with yourself, enjoy it :) Or go buy a rabbit :D and enjoy your new toy :D
it would appear that she has ...
Yeah, by playing with your pussy............. Cat
are you trying to find a lesbian companion?
Okay, someone's going to have to explain something I've been wondering to me. How is "prude" an insult? To me, it sounds like "prudent," which means "wise" (technically, it means "Acting with or showing care and thought for the future," but that's too long), so I've never gotten why.
Let's look it up! prude - adj. a person who is excessively proper, modest in speech, conduct, etc. I daresay she may be… uptight? LAWL!
Yes, but I'm still wondering why people use it as an insult.
yea go figure, If you are a extremely modest and well mannered people see you as obnoxious, but if you are a **** you're good to go.
Guys, read the post again. Same for #112 and #32
try going lezbo
The plausibility of this statement has no merit.
still a good suggestion ;)
I don't think you understand the problem here...
Haha that's awkward!
better to be tight than loose honey!!!!
yep. lol. gotta get ya game face on!
in side or out side the bed room haha
Unless you have a very good relationship with your gyno, I'd say that it was pretty unprofessional of them to make a comment like that.
It's extremely unprofessional and borderline unethical. OP needs to get a new doctor anyway because this one is terrible. No matter how "tight" you are, your doctor should be able to complete the exam. I sincerely doubt you are the tightest she's seen. That's why they have speculums and other tools.
Personally I'm more than close enough with my Gyno to have that kinda convo. More small-town like and personal.
I think the closer your are to your gyno. the better the sections will be
I agree. I'd probably fake-laugh, but I wouldn't be amused. I'd definitely find a different doc, too. I'm usually OK with doctors joking around, and I get that the gyn could've been trying to help OP relax. An already-painful painful pelvic exam will make you tense up, leading to more difficulties and pain. But there are lots of ways that particular joke could be offensive, since it could be construed as being at the patient's expense. It's just not professional, and I've learned the hard way that unprofessional doctors aren't worth your time and money. Sidenote: this sounds like a health clinic/PP exam to me. I've had horrific experiences at those places.
Agreed, 12. Also, she clearly doesn't have a good selection of speculums... I mean, plenty of virgins need to get checked out!
damn gurl u like the military type?
The sic-fi guy is better.
Nobody with a brain likes "the military type"
I hate hippies. it sucks how all the young people are so liberal nowadays.
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Unless you have a very good relationship with your gyno, I'd say that it was pretty unprofessional of them to make a comment like that.
I'm pretty sure you could get by without a boyfriend...