By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
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theboss3469 4

I bet the conversation with his mother was loads of fun right?

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juliaaalove 8

What an intelligent comment my friend.

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eeppiicc 8

Hmm how do you get out of this one??

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niceNnerdy 5

Sounds like a possible threesome scene ..

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juicedboi 7

Today, my girlfriend realized just how manly I was. My mother caught us having sex, and my natural reaction was to cry and rub to the bathroom. FML

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Jacobt24 19

OP must be Vicky Valencourt and her boyfriend is Bobby Boucher (the Waterboy). "Little girls are the DEVIL!"

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enonymous 8

This a perfect time to compare flavored lube.

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ChrisLTC 3

If people learned to lock their doors FML wouldn't exist!

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Jacobt24 19

Well all the FML's involving people walking in on someone would not exist at least

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thantomaniac 0

you do realize that a 3-way would be incest, right?

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gunmania0 12

87 - You've obviously never heard of the Lonely Island.

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zakkyzebra 11

52, I'm trying to figure out if you actually meant to put "rub."

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number0 8

Just be a motherlover and obey the Golden Rule

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Synapse_fml 0

Today, I walked in on my son and his girlfriebd having sex. He started crying and locked himself in the bathroom where her clothes were. I had to deal with her... While she was naked! FML

supermankisses 1

112- Yeah.... no.

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EvilBetcha 5

Congrats. Your boyfriend is a little bitch.

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davidisbeast 12

Yea but having sex in a room that has no lock on the door isn't smart anyways :P

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Kyzahhh 7

why not look her straight in the eyes and finish like a boss

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Mr_Saikaly 35

what kind of boyfriend is that? is he 12?

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Arch27 27

Or if people who lived with their parents would stop having sex AT HOME...

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skinflint 6

LOL... Now thats some grown man business right there

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NavyLovey 4

This has "I Jizzed in my Pants" written all over it. XD

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RedMegane 4

What a wasteman. You shouldn't be doing that in the first place then

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gmc_blossom 21

What is a "wasteman"?

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randomchick15 0

He/she forgot the comma "wat a waste, man" and "wat a wasteman"... See the difference?

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Jacobt24 19

Yes. Hide and let them sort it out. Good strategy.

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Jacobt24 19

this was a reply to 45. IDK how it did that. I'm on the computer. ???

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Jacobt24 19

Excellent strategy. Hide and let them sort it out.

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Jacobt24 19

wow did the same thing twice. forget it. I give up.

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garrettsgirl 0

haha 92 well at least you tried :)

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theboss3469 4

I bet the conversation with his mother was loads of fun right?

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Hi_I_am_Q 0

Yeah they probably talked over a good game of monopoly with some coffee...

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jayalexander 7

they made fun of how much of a pussy he was and plan on getting coffee together every Tuesday

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ByteCarter97 0

this reminds me of the future stewie episode on family guy, "7 seconds of sex, 40 min of crying"

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swasticop 0

130- yes OP. now we know who the bitch in the relationship is

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KaanTech 0

that is a very clever comment isnt it ? chuck norris says ; hell no !!!

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howslife123 0

Wheu .. Sounds like your bf is quite the catch

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justcallmezombie 0

lol definitely sounds like a catch lol

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elite_stoner 0

loled @ comment above

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Babalu, creamchease was making fun of justcallmezombie for saying exactly what howslife just said... smh

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23lf 16

Anyone who isn't on a FML would read that and be so confused

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crizzy101 5

What is wrong with him?

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zinoxity 23

I think OP and her boyfriend might be underage. Thus, he hasn't completely matured yet.

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Orcina1 3

or he's just a little wimp

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mrfunbun01 1

I love every comment u make, Patrick

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iloveeyouuxD 9

Lol I love the picture

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Llamassss 21

The pic makes the comment sound very dirty. I suppose the quotations help a little too, lol.

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xxxMICHEYxxx 0

the mom decided to spank her bc she was and girl

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