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Last time that happened to me it was a transsexual, her name was Alecia. Best hookup of my life, although her legal name was Billy, our love was real and true. So two days went by and as our passion reached new heights she caught me hitting on the cashier in walmart. We broke up shortly afterwards. She's now with boners.
oh god lol i completely forgot what the fml was after reading that
1-your story makes me want to start zoning out.you live an exciting life my friend.
I'm speechless
-14 This is true just ask Boners.
Hate that during school, girls just always happen to turn around.
They should make a movie of #1s story. Or at least a tv special.
-35 From that point on I've had to compensate for my loss, I had to start going to websites and commenting funny things to gain an audience. I would gain another customer or two, considering I am a prostitute, but then I found out some shocking news. Alecia is actually KaySL on this site.
Yes! ^^^^^^
Damn it, you outdo my comments.
I just enjoy the fact that such a lengthy and amusing comment was first.
-68 Sorry, I hate reality tv and historical fact. So that's a no.
That's why staring is bad. All women seem to think they're worth staring at! At least you weren't caught staring at some guys junk.
If we're not worth staring at, why in earth are so many guys then staring at us and checking us out? :'') That woman reacted way over-the-top (it's never oké to use physical aggression when someone is just staring), but maybe she has had enough unpleasant experiences with ill-mannered men for that day.
Guys are more interesting to stare at anyway
They are worth staring at. The female body in good form is perfection. The flowing curves and natural contour make it beautiful to look at, for both men and women. The male body is a lumpy block of meat chipped into smaller lumps called "definition". Anyway my point is, I love women and I have all their albums.
I dated a woman once, then she dumped me after I was staring at another womans chest.
Well it all depends, but a lot of the ones that aren't pretty think they are, while there are some that are. Haven't you heard staring is rude? I think they would rather prefer the look-over rather than staring.
That sucks, maybe your sub conscience is a perve ?:L
28, don't make fun of stupid people, it's rude.
No pair of jugs is good enough for zoning out, ever. The pooper, on the other hand...
I know they are all nice to look at but I hope you got slapped for staring at an epic pair. Anything less would be a shame.
I "zoned out" once. Now I'm not allowed to go to any public playgrounds, or play areas in McDonalds.
Ive done that and I'm a girl but I'm bisexaul soo yeah but not very many people know soo most women think I just zoned out but half the time I am staring at there chest
-16 Lucky us, bisexual pride! **** ya! Only men still think I'm bi, I'm not sure if it's black lipstick or ripped jeans.
Bisexual your boyfriend is so lucky
Hahah that must have been an awkward situation to be in, i feel sorry for you seeig as you couldn't help it!
well he coulda Just zoned out lookin at the table?:) haha
Haha yeah so true!
Sounds like you spotted something better than skim milk and half/half...
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Last time that happened to me it was a transsexual, her name was Alecia. Best hookup of my life, although her legal name was Billy, our love was real and true. So two days went by and as our passion reached new heights she caught me hitting on the cashier in walmart. We broke up shortly afterwards. She's now with boners.
oh god lol i completely forgot what the fml was after reading that