By myasshurts - 14/10/2011 23:03 - United States

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Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
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Naomimi_fml 6

Unless you're into that sort of thong?

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enonymous 8

Welcome to the Thunderdome

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krystal753 0

at least he spanked u :) I love it wen I get spanked

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wakadalhadaf 4

You should've said "and i am the lightning"!!!!!!!!

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Naomimi_fml 6

*thing, damn. Or thong. however he'll have it.

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ejones1991 0

#34: Your profile picture makes me want to punch my iPhone in the face... No offense

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btnhdude 0

54, but his picture of her makes me giggle like a little girl.

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laurbear12 3

34 looks like Justin Bieber haha

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nitram06 2

Says the guy with the Bieber haircut, LOL irony at its best.

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Iamnotyourmom 0

54 you look like Justin Bieber, so uhm yeah.

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The_Troller 14

Derp derp that's because it is

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DK1234567 8

Am I the only one who's reminded of that Selena Gomez song "I am the thunder and you are the lightning" EVERYTHING COMES NATURALLY IT COMES NATURALLY bAbY BaBy

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vergaso 0

No dk... We are not all homosexual 5 year olds

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

28- I would channel Thor any day of the week. Thor: "This mortal body grows in my pants, I need substance!" Me: (pushes three fat women over and excitedly jumps up and down while raising hand) "Pick me!!!" .... Excuse me, I am going to go watch some midgets dressed like Thor getting it on...

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nalia18 8

Imma girl.... And if youd read my info you would no i look nothing like this unless i under went some major not needed surgery... And a haircut...

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hinchkongfang 0

Did he cum with the thunder?? Sounds like it!!

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TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

**** yes. I unintentionally made a good comment.

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Atomicsoap 0

I don't think most people get his joke... He is the thunder because he came 2nd.

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nellienicole 1

I would have found that funny...maybe not the yelling in the ear part.

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exleonhart 0

THUNDER, Thunder, THUNDER! ThunderCats Ho!!!

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aceman1992 9

can we also assume that he is lighting fast?

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Llama_Face89 33

You've been - thunderstruck!

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False_Stupidity 41

101 gets the bonus points for the ACDC reference :)

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milky953 0

watch the ballad of truck thunders on YouTube it'll make this FML a lot funnier.

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DerekBlaskie 6

Why do you even waste time posting this comment If all you're going to say is haha..

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ckr911 5

Oh god... Some people.... And how exactly did you end up with him? :/

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changesinme 0

They probably went out a couple of times, grew fond of each other, either one asks the other if they wanted to be in a relationship, either one agrees and here we are now?

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tannerparker16 0

Well how do u end up with a girl? If u follow any of the old testament u can catch a mate :P haha

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nitram06 2

That wasn't even remotely funny. It wasn't stupid or witty, just completely pointless.

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sheethapins 13

Boy meets girl. Boy clubs girl over the head. Boy drags girl back to his man cave. Boy is the thunder.

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dales_mommy 0

atleast he has a sense of humor..if it is really that big of deal to you, let him know.

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liquidSELECT 0

Thunder THUNDER THUNDER OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Buttsexpirate 9

Thundercats hoeeeee

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happyabby123 0

Haha. Wow. The first thing I thought of when I read this was Justin bieber. :/

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Llama_Face89 33

Thunder! Thunder! ThunderCATS hooo!

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liquidSELECT 0

Thunder THUNDER THUNDER OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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CheeseOnTheSide 3

wow. I'm surprised he didn't scream out 'I GOT THE POWER!' or 'I GOT THE MAGIC IN ME!'

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shrimp1234 4

She now has the magic in her.

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AlexRen 21

I like how she said, steamy love-making. but you had sex with him do you had a taste for the thunder, what's so bad about this?

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