By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:55 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
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matt120784 0

How long before someone makes a wincest comment?

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LifeOnBlast19 9

Now that's some STD fighting dedication! Your mom is just looking out for you dude

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matt120784 0

How long before someone makes a wincest comment?

480 9
airforce987 20

Actually, comment #3 is a wincest comment, and was posted at the same minute at #1...

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Gtfo_Troll 0

She was just using that as an excuse to see his junk. Either that or kill your mood.

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Keyman1212 14

Not to be mean, but OP's boy friend sounds like a real momma's boy. I'm pretty sure she put the condom on for him, the way she treats him.

GreenAppleDP 0

52, It was OP's mom who had walked in to examine his wrapped pud, not the boyfriend's.

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c00lguy89 1

That joke isnt even funny. It's overused and it sux.

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proxxX069069 7

I just want to know if they got to finish after ?

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YoTengoTomatoes 7

Op's mom just wanted a peek at the boyfriends dick.

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adrrii 0

She said it was her mom

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TheTerenity 9

219, Your picture fits the expression of OP

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anonymous100000 17

ever heard of locks? USE THEM. YDI

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Fruit_Dealer 9

What? I dont recall OP mentioning anything anal. o.O I believe even more awkwardness would have been produced if it was..

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jmtmxer 0

141- yea go get some and put them on.... See how that works out for ya

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flockz 19

ya condoms go on my balls cuz i got them cylindrical balls yeaaaaaaa boy.

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fthislyfe 22

Did you really have to say that?

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v4extreme 6

The incest comments themselves were funny enough to begin with, the inevitable negative overreactions of everyone on fml makes it even better. The strange thing is, I would expect most people who read fmls to be able to take a joke...

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ShakeMeDown 12

I agree with the above. Unless the mom was like Megan fox or or some other hot movie star with huge fake boobs.

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HideouslyHuman 10

You would say just "No me gusta." No le gusta is what you say when your directing it at someone,and I was directing it toward comment 80. But nice effort!

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UmbreIIaCorp 1

I'd show her.... and i dont mean but just looking... she'd feel it ;)

wegetrz 14

If it's not ur mom and she looks decent..go for it.

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cunnalingus365 0

Mother daughter duo.....only happens once in a lifetime...DO IT SON!

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LifeOnBlast19 9

Now that's some STD fighting dedication! Your mom is just looking out for you dude

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thebadmanpuntedb 7

Just pointing out it wasn't his mom. It was his girlfriends mom, unless of course they were gay...

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cheefer 0

If they were gay, the condom was probably lost in the rectum. Or no?

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ItsUnlucky 6

That's kinda rude, telling her that her boyfriend has STD.

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FriscoKidz 10

You need to learn how to lock your door and if it doesn't lock, then go and get one. Case closed..

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Urbanchiller 0

the FML sounds like the begining of a **** video.

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