Trial and mainly error

By unlucky - 13/11/2011 05:19 - United States

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Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 647
You deserved it 4 535
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dookiedoo 0

How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?

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indielove 13

At least you're not puking during sex.

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armyofficerwife 0

Still counts!!!

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fymother 13

Could be a cardiac condition like an arrhythmia. A sensation of pressure in your chest and/or throat may make you throw up after "exercise."

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Keyman1212 14

Having sex with a pile of manure would probably make most people puke.

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

I love the Lonely Island but posting "Doesn't matter, had sex" EVERY time someone posts a sex FML is getting really old. Find some better material.

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Mayjay122 7

oh thats naaaaasty

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kickassnumerouno 0

45: yes! SuperHorny after puking.

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primadonna9396 16

This is what I figured. OP either needs to gain weight, lose weight, or see a doctor before s/he ends up dead on top of a hooker.

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dookiedoo 0

How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?

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leadman1989 15

I'm sorry these are closed... but I'm glad to inform you that the contract you signed has Gaea teed you a spot in the aperture sicence trial. *tries to run *trap door opens And remember there's cake at the end. :)

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leadman1989 15

Meant guaranteed

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leadman1989 15

Lol, yeah when i went back to proof read I kinda stopped at Gaea teed and went WHAT THE F? Ruined a decent one with my terrible grammar. :(

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geracam10 3

You have 69 likes haha. I didnt like it just so it would stay so

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kittykat1501 31

They did the trials to themselves. Duh

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torikushi 7

At least you had sex.

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TherealMort 0

Sex is only good when you take your vitamins! Stop by my pharmacy I might have some.

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qazaq 1

Probably out of shape, sex is strenuous activity

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thisisafunnyname 12

maybe op throws up cause the sex sucks so much

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DoorMatCat 3

it could be worse. they could puke DURING sex.

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kickassnumerouno 0

Hey, look, it's Hitler!

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sunsetsbetween56 3

You should probably bring you "findings" to your PCP.

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lovepotion75 4

I wonder if that's the same for masturbation?

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Mister_Triangle 21

Pics or it's not a real scientific trial

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Savra_fml 17

Sex or oral sex? I think it's your reflex that is playing up.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Some people are into after sex pukes. Its like an after sex cigg accept instead of getting lung cancer you just become depressed. So....pretty much the same thing. Good Luck!

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audiophileMom 11

If OP is female she should get a smaller partner.

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imcutefml 0

Or if they are gay...

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Mister_Triangle 21

I'm available! (if OP's female, that is)

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