Inappropriate

By aninnocentonlooker - 04/12/2011 05:35 - United States

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Today, I was driving my drunk best friend and his "new friend" back to his house. Halfway, this new friend started to give him head. FML
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leadman1989 15

Tries to think of something that does. *head explodes

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SpruceDread4578 13

14-Which head are we talking about?

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reaganomics 6

I would have aimed for every pot hole....

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Damn don't you wish op specified of the genders of the new friend and of op's self? I have many different thoughts and comments for each gender scenario...

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

16- are u retarded? It's pretty easy to tell its penis head when 1 says "BJ" and the FML says "head" when everyone knows that means BJ

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crazyladydaisy 4

61: are you retarded? He was commenting someone else who said "head explodes" so he simply asked "which head?" Read more carefully before you start making an ass out of yourself.

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thebeautybleeds 17

I'm pretty sure a good round of ******* beets a BJ.

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aus1095 4

79---Would have been better except it looks like your with your gf (could be a sister or cousin ig)

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aus1095 4

Sorry triple post by accident iPhone..

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aus1095 4

Would have been better except it looks like your with your gf (could be a sister or cousin ig)

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RedPillSucks 31

******* Beets would be a new low in my life. I'd prefer a BJ (not a Beet Job)

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lolthatscute 0

83: notice how she said nothing beats a *good* BJ ? not just any BJ, some people suck at BJ's. oh, wait no pun intended..

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aFreedom127 9

Now I love a good hard *******, but sometime I just crave a good hard **** in my mouth.

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Gotta love road head.

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friedchickenpie 14

Like the movie The World According to Garp. Stupid kid... shouldn't have cheated with your teacher... you deserved it being bitten off.

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tzuriel11 9

So how is this an FML?

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graham11 14

Do you think this friend is an animal or something? It's obviously a woman..

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thisisafunnyname 12

oh i had hoped his new friend was a two headed monkey-walrus with rainbow colored stripes

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RedPillSucks 31

@56 Why does the new friend have to be a woman?

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imthatguythatdid 0

Doesn't matter, got blown.

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downtime 12

89, Because not everyone is comfortable watching two guys getting it on, and that is the only way this could really be considered an FML situation, unless there was a seat to be cleaned.

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UrCapsLockOn 12

if his friend was a guy .. would make it more interesting FML

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Humanspider 18

Stop hating! Let your friend get that bj.

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CuteGinger 2

I'm pretty sure he thinks his life is fairly decent. What with strangers giving him head.

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Isoldael 27

That's where you suddenly hit the brakes (wow, auto-correct turned "brakes" into "beagles"... That would have made for an awkward comment)

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Commiecakes 0

The one truly effective way to stop a bj. Hitting a beagle

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Epic_Times 10

Aha, that comment made me laugh :) I can just imagine someone saying it in a serious tone while shrugging just for laughs.

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feldco1 17

I would have slammed on the breaks and watched to see what happened.

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dustyroaty 7

As long as it don't turn out like miss march...

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tacovender 7

Prediction: CHOMP!

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RedPillSucks 31

"The world according to Garp"

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iam_yummylicious 12

Nope! It wouldn't! I enjoy performing this act of mine and I'm a male :D

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builditbetter09 3

What's that at the end? The frame of a car?

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JinxosGirl87 0

Political correctness on FML. "Not that there's anything wrong with that..."

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