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We aren't retarded. We use the word horny a lot more. Randy is a dying word over here.
I have a feeling they're gonna use it around him though.
Gender shows that it's a she.
Then this FML is worse than I thought.
But if it wasn't a dying word, at least they would always know where he stands emotionally.
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Show it anywayWhiskey makes you Frisky Brandy makes you Randy ........
People are going to resurrect it around op. The word will suddenly become popular around her.
I would give a thumbs up to this comment, but it's on 69 atm, and I don't wanna be the one to ruin that...
Well you should bring it back then.
Ur a girl and ur name is Randy? U need to sit ur parents down and give them a serious talking
Raaaaaaannnnnnnddddddddyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey earl! Someone said Wednesday is hump day. I haven't seen any ladies here, so ill watch yer back if you watch mine!"
That is totally legitimate. I would've done the same thing haha
When I was in England, the name Lou seemed to be very popular. It has a little tinkle to it.
I have never met anyone called Lou
I wonder if OP's last name is Focker too xD
you mean loo? hahahha
I look forward one day to meeting a Lou Brush. There must be one out there but she would have taken hell at school!
dont worry. most people dont even know what that the word 'randy' even exists
Erm... they might not use it much but I'm pretty sure most people in England know what randy means.
I'd rather eat randy.
well in my country it means a prostitute but its pronounced much like randi
Surely "Randy" is short for Randolph or Randall or, eh....Rand-jemin or something! Go by your real name or at least pretend you have one.
Anyone else confused OP is female? Never quite encountered that before. That's like calling a boy Helen or something...
Marion was originally a male name (see John Wayne) as was Leslie and Ashley among others. I knew two females legally named Randy. It's not common but not super rare, either. I worked with a man named Dick once. After the first day, it was old news. Act as if it doesn't bother you: introduce yourself without embarrassment and laugh off any small jokes before calmly moving on. It'll likely be no big deal. Just avoid the chavs.
53- if his name is Helendick wouldn't it be most likely that he would make his name Dick for short?
Since It says op's a girl, I think it'd be Miranda. Don't worry op! Just have people use that! Or call you ran, because that sounds kind of cool too... Or whatever...
I saw what you did there.
Giggity.
I have "hard time" when I look at V's mask (; Just kidding ^_^
you mean horny jokes(;
It means horny in America too, it's just hardly ever used.
So like over here then?
Exactly
JR & JB can call me Randy when I'm with em ; )
56- you're creepy.
Haha, so creepy!
Even better @ 63
Do I make you Randy baby?
I doubt they'll give you a HARD time about it...ok I'll go now
I'll give you a hard time ; )
^creeper
^^yes, I agree with on this
#18- that was funny. But they might give him a hard time, I mean his name does mean "horny" lol
Why thank you 130:)
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We aren't retarded. We use the word horny a lot more. Randy is a dying word over here.
When I was in England, the name Lou seemed to be very popular. It has a little tinkle to it.