By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 03:41 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML
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irokyoursox 6

Why do you need to ask someone of you've gained weight you can just step on a scale

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n_epic_fail 14

Step on a scale instead of putting your boyfriend in an awkward situation. He either has to lie to boost your ego or tell the truth and be busted on FML...

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mrszane93 5

Well I like being on top too because knowing I'm pleasing my man is a great feeling

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wikkedphuka 0

really? and what state passed that law? ohhh ur virgin i see carry on * virgin statement from 13

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AliCat18 12

#13 spoken like a true fifteen year old....clueless!

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iArmy 6

27, great way to put it. Brutally honest though, gotta love those people.

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rainbo955 0

Agreed 86. I like being on top just as much as bottom, but my boyfriend likes me on top better so that's how we do it.

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DJDude_Arazely 10

You actually took the time to comment just to say it wasn't all that funny? You're that bored.... so am i sometimes. Not the point. WHY? O.o

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kaykay20 0

Be grateful he is honest about it and if your weight gain bothers you can always do something about it.

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nixter5 18

It's like that episode of 1,000 ways to die, a fat chick passes out after having an ****** while riding her boyfriend and suffocates him to death haha.

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shannonreneee 11

He has been honest with you. He hasn't told you to lose weight or that you look bad. So get to the gym, lose those extra kilos and blow him away! If he's honest about you gaining weight hell be honest when you lose it.

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irokyoursox 6

Why do you need to ask someone of you've gained weight you can just step on a scale

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StoryOfTheYear 14

To see if it actually looks like the lost weight is gone is my guess.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

45- I'll take that as constructive criticism?

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XmyviolentheartX 13

54 or she was just obviously being a bitch. "Got important stuff to do, like buy shoes and hate you!" Or maybe you were just that important to her. Lol. =P

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graham11 14

45- the **** are you doing? Am I missing something?

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VaanBasch 1

She probably can't see the scale when standing on it.

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gingerrrr88 11

She could be losing fat and gaining muscle so weighing yourself wouldnt be totally accurate. I don't weigh myself, I just go off of if I look thin

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Horcruxer 0

On top of what? His game with other women? Where's his playa card it's revoked now anyway

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Spike300 12

On top of her obviously. Don't you watch ****? everyone is doing it

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graham11 14

On top of her during sex. Some people these days...

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Some people prefer the standing style I guess xD LAWL

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MikeDa1Da 14

Why do goth/ emo people use such weird emoticons? The world may never know.

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Troll_spray 6

Dude you have to cone up with better comments. I always see your post getting th

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Troll_spray 6

Meant to type thumbed down before my app crashed. -_- come*

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xiaoxaio 5

ride him like a horse see if u break his spine

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builditbetter09 3

No, your comment sucks...I come to be entertained by ridiculous and malicious comments... And I get this -_-

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